You can have a perfect day by starting it out contemplating, “What would Jesus do?”
You might be surprised to know that I do this. I get out of bed in the morning, jump in the shower, and ask myself, “What would Jesus do?”
As a result of this deep introspection, I’m fairly certain that Jesus would eat a Bacon® egg, and cheese sandwich and tell the effeminate vegans, “Suck it!”
Give this a try the next time you start your day, and I bet you’ll have a perfect day too.
2004–2008
11 responses so far ↓
1
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 31, 2007 at 8:28 am
Good, Lord.
(NOT YOU!)
2
FIAR
// Jul 31, 2007 at 10:20 am
Wrong!
3
richj
// Jul 31, 2007 at 11:33 am
I think Jesus would wake up, nail Mary Magdeline, and then eat a sammich. I know that would work for me.
4
FIAR
// Jul 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Rich, I concur.
5
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 31, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Make that two people I will not stand next to during the the next thunderstorm.
6
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 31, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Dangit! Every time I come to this page it f’ks with my head!
7
Skul
// Aug 1, 2007 at 9:11 am
Wait a minute, why is Jesus in the shower?
If He was, would the water touch Him?
8
FIAR
// Aug 1, 2007 at 10:13 am
Skul, are you suggesting that Jesus is a dirty hippie? How dare you? The water touches him if he believes it does.
9
Skul
// Aug 2, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Well, long hair, beard, sandals, spooky clothes. You tell me. Yer just trying to get back on RT’s good side you panderer.
10
FIAR
// Aug 2, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Skul, You make a good point.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Aug 2, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I don’t have a good side.
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