How to Have a Perfect Day
You can have a perfect day by starting it out contemplating, “What would Jesus do?”
You might be surprised to know that I do this. I get out of bed in the morning, jump in the shower, and ask myself, “What would Jesus do?”
As a result of this deep introspection, I’m fairly certain that Jesus would eat a Bacon® egg, and cheese sandwich and tell the effeminate vegans, “Suck it!”
Give this a try the next time you start your day, and I bet you’ll have a perfect day too.
Category: Humor
2004–2012
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Good, Lord.
(NOT YOU!)
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Wrong!
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I think Jesus would wake up, nail Mary Magdeline, and then eat a sammich. I know that would work for me.
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Rich, I concur.
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Make that two people I will not stand next to during the the next thunderstorm.
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Dangit! Every time I come to this page it f’ks with my head!
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Wait a minute, why is Jesus in the shower?
If He was, would the water touch Him?
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Skul, are you suggesting that Jesus is a dirty hippie? How dare you? The water touches him if he believes it does.
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Well, long hair, beard, sandals, spooky clothes. You tell me. Yer just trying to get back on RT’s good side you panderer.
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Skul, You make a good point.
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I don’t have a good side.