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Hugo Chavez, STFU

September 22nd, 2006 by Fiar · 7 Comments ·

Dammit! Hugo Chavez is out there calling Prsident Bush the Devil. For crying out loud, can’t anybody keep a freakin’ secret anymore? You do know what a secret is right? Someone tells you something in confidence, and you don’t let anyone know about it.

Of course
Bush is the Devil. That’s why all us Right Wing Fascist Rethuglican Neocon Chickenhawk types love him. We’re not supposed to tell anyone though.

That’s it, I’m so angry that Chavez can’t keep a damn secret, I think we should follow the Man’s lead. (H/t Captain’s Quarters)

Burn it to the ground, with Citgo gas

Tags: Politics [Yawn] ·

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Shoot a Liberal » Blog Archive » You Still Buying Citgo Gas? // Sep 22, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    [...] H/T: FIAR [...]

  • 2 Skul // Sep 22, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    Hugo is a Rovian plant. You just can’t get a better spokesman for maintaining Republicans in office than Hugo. Thanks Hugo, the check’s in the mail.
    ps: Don’tworry about the Citgo thing.

  • 3 jimmyb // Sep 25, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    Heh.
    Your title says it all.

  • 4 Wild Bill // Sep 25, 2006 at 8:43 pm

    As long as Citgo pays for Hugo’s trips to the UN so he can make speeches that help conservatives I will continue to buy my gas at 7-11 (Citgo).

  • 5 Sssteve // Sep 26, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    Yes, Jimmy’s right, your title says it all!!

  • 6 jt // Sep 28, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    Hey man, where the hell are you?

  • 7 fmragtops // Sep 28, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    Hey! You had your vacation, make with teh funny already!

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