Political Humor | Hugo Chavez, STFU

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Hugo Chavez, STFU

Dammit! Hugo Chavez is out there calling Prsident Bush the Devil. For crying out loud, can’t anybody keep a freakin’ secret anymore? You do know what a secret is right? Someone tells you something in confidence, and you don’t let anyone know about it.

Of course
Bush is the Devil. That’s why all us Right Wing Fascist Rethuglican Neocon Chickenhawk types love him. We’re not supposed to tell anyone though.

That’s it, I’m so angry that Chavez can’t keep a damn secret, I think we should follow the Man‘s lead. (H/t Captain’s Quarters)

Burn it to the ground, with Citgo gas

Category: Politics [Yawn]

7 Responses to “Hugo Chavez, STFU”

  1. Skul says:

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    Hugo is a Rovian plant. You just can’t get a better spokesman for maintaining Republicans in office than Hugo. Thanks Hugo, the check’s in the mail.
    ps: Don’tworry about the Citgo thing.

  2. jimmyb says:

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    Heh.
    Your title says it all.

  3. Wild Bill says:

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    As long as Citgo pays for Hugo’s trips to the UN so he can make speeches that help conservatives I will continue to buy my gas at 7-11 (Citgo).

  4. Sssteve says:

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    Yes, Jimmy’s right, your title says it all!!

  5. jt says:

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    Hey man, where the hell are you?

  6. fmragtops says:

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    Hey! You had your vacation, make with teh funny already!

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