Political Humor | Human Rights Violations In Iraq

In a press conference today, highly respected international human rights group, Sweet Humans In Turbins (SHIT) Press Secretary, Ahma Dumfuk, responded today to terrorists killing 15 soldiers in Iraq.

“The terrorists in Iraq are brutal murderous thugs that should stand trial for warcrimes. The wholesale slaughter of the mighty Iraqi soldiers should not be accepted. There is no threat in this world today greater than that of the terrorists operating in Iraq.”

SHIT has been very outspoken at the way the terrorist bombings in Iraq have repeatedly targeted innocent victims like Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi. Dumfuk says his organization will continue to “stand against the cowardly acts of the terrorists in Iraq.” Dumfuk points to the terrorists making military targets out of old folks homes, forcing soldiers to bomb them as examples of the terrorists’ cowardice.

SHIT’s spokesman went on to call down America In Iraq leader, George W. Bush, for what he called human rights violations in connection with the kidnapped soldiers being held in Guantanimo Bay, Cuba. Dumfuk listed the extreme temperature variances, sleep deprivation, loud music, and forcefeeding the the kidnapees are subjected to as “abominations” that can not be tolerated by the civilized world.

An unnamed source, a terrorist speaking under condition of anonymity, said,

“Terrorists in G’itmo kill small children, women, and unarmed civilians on a regular basis. They impale the kidnapped victims, then set them on fire, and feed the remains to their demon-possessed pit-bulls.”

When asked what SHIT’s position was on the beheading of two captured American terrorists Dumfuk responded,

“We were on the left. How do you expect the soldiers to react when you bomb their rightful leaders? The pressure on them is so great that sometimes they just snap.”

During the press conference, Dumfuk expressed gratitude for “progressive americans” that continue to boost the morale of the soldiers in Iraq. Specifically thanking John Murtha, John Kerry, and Al-MSM for “fighting for what’s right in the world.”

Murtha, Kerry, and members of Al-MSM have consistently derided their terrorist forces for being too brutal, and the criminal actions consistently committed by members of America In Iraq. Murtha, Kerry, and Al-MSM are the few leaders that reach out to the soldiers in Iraq, giving them comfort and words of encouragement to continue their righteous war against oppression.

UPDATE: It appears a terrorist bombing killed a poor clergyman, and the terrorists avoid a cunning trap by soldiers.

X-posted on Fmragtops Spews