[...] Clean and Articulate! I  showered not two hours ago. And look at my hair. Perfect. Admittedly, not Ron Blagojevich perfect. That man has some nice hair. But still, in a -not a nappy ho kind of way- [...]

[...] Blagojevich Wins Hack of the Year Award [...]

What is more messed up, the stuff the hacks try to pull or the fact there are so many of them in power?

I’ll give this lassiez-faire approach to politics by most citizens another decade then I’m creating a start-up that manufactures pitchforks and torches to serve what will be a severely hungry market.

Literally and figuratively

Sweet fits of epileptic jesus why does that woman have a toupee?

It once was that high tech Dupont stuff, but since we’ve bought the banking, housing, and auto industries, we can only afford the crap made in China.

[...] Blagojevich Wins Hack of the Year Award [...]

What if it’s that high tech DuPont brand polyester stuff? That stuff is really expensive. I would care if someone ripped my expensive DuPont polyester.

What is the fabric of this great nation, anyway? Polyester? Who cares if you rip polyester?

Yes I feel really really bad for making light of a politician’s downfall and I realize that doing so tears apart the fabric of this great nation.

Shame on me.

Janet Reno is quite the fetching woman.

Women want to be her, men want to be with her.

Must be that hair.