You see, it’s been hot lately, and that makes me tired, which makes me unable to think up good post ideas - except for when it’s been cool. I just can’t keep up with all this Climate Change.
They cycle is obviously completely out of whack. First it’s hot, then it’s cool.
I notice most of the times it’s hot, there’s a big, bright thing in the sky. If I look at it, it hurts my eyes.
Then when it’s cooler, I can’t see where I’m going. It’s like someone turned out the lights - For the whole Earth! How am I supposed to write when I can’t see?
It’s Unpossamble!
ChrisC expands on why Global Warming is to blame for everything. and why your Mom is to blame for your poor skiing ability.
2004–2008
6 responses so far ↓
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 25, 2007 at 7:05 pm
No, my mom is to blame for my inability to understand men.
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Chris C
// Jun 25, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Thanks for the props! And I would talk to a lawyer about that ‘whole brightness during the day, cant see at night’ thing. It was probably caused by your uncle who still drives a 73 El Dorado. Sue him.
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Dick Steele
// Jun 27, 2007 at 2:35 am
I think Global Wormening gave me anal warts….but it could have been Bruce — my friend — I’m not entirely sure.
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Skul
// Jun 27, 2007 at 11:23 am
Well, there you go Dick. You should have logged onto E-Butt.com to find someone compatable.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 27, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Don’t toads give you warts?
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FIAR
// Jun 27, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Maybe Dick’s “Friend” is a toad.
Pass the brain bleach please!
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