I Forgive You Lord Obama
Yea verily, a vision has come unto me and removed the scales of heresy from mine eyes.
The truth I speak may seem to contradict everything you know about many of the world’s religions. Still my brothers and sisters, I stand before you to say – I absolve Obama of all his transgressions. I, a most humble person of less-than-dirt worthiness, do hereby proclaim Our Saviour free of iniquity.
For he has made a phone call and has even written a note, asking for absolution. The written word, I say! It must be obeyed!
I have gazed into his heart and soul and have seen the truth. I have been blessed by this vision. Transformed, I have now become a person of respect for his divinity.
We conservatives were wrong about this saintly man, and I will tell you why. It was not, I repeat not, a sin to cast -what many have seen as- aspersions upon a courageous group of people, who rise above the impediments fate has thrown in their way, and go on to show the world the true meaning of courage.
It was not Politically Incorrect for The Messiah to say he has the bowling skill of one who would bravely compete in the Special Olympics. For this misunderstood statement was much the same as any term of endearment, offered to one black man from another.
Yet if given by those of a lighter shade toward a person of color, it is a terrible transgression. For I see the statement for what it truly is.
I have seen the light that shines on Him and in it, I see Him as a peer to that sanctified, Protected Minority -the Mentality Challenged.
Blessed be His name,
Amen
In Related News
Our First Black President will not his Treasury Secretary go. “Sorry, buddy, you’ve still got the job.” This is what Obama the Slaver said that he would tell Timmy Geithner if he ever dared try to resign.
Timmy!
Before you go getting your little girl panties all in a wad, take a look at the links. Remember that I, like Obama am many levels above the vulgar hoy polloi. My message must interpreted for the nuisances it contains and divined to find its complete meaning. And after that if you still don’t like it -I couldn’t give a shit less.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Caustic Sarcasm, Humour, Jay Leno, Obama Savior, Obama Special Olympics, Political Humor
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The Special Olympics would never be so forgiving if it wasn’t for a Kennedy relative working the helm. Kennedys love the Obamanator.
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Did I finally manage to write something so offensive that only Elm is brave enough to touch it with a ten foot pole?
If so, please let me know so I can try to top it.
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I think we all missed something…
It used to be we would defend someone’s right to make this kind of joke. Then it became politically incorrect to make those kind of jokes.
Now here we are defending political correctness by bashing Obama for being politically incorrect.
I know this is about a double standard in the media but still, it is weird that we are now the ones standing up for PC.
By we I mean the people on the side of what Obama said being offensive, not simply this post.
It’s like the left found a way to purge the concept of PC from themselves and cursed the right with the issue at the same time.
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Good catch Elm. So true.
Expect Obama to get the 2010 Profile in Courage Award.
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Chris, We should just all be telling retard jokes.
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I believe it was perfectly it clear that I was making a joke about Obama making a non-PC joke and then joking about Obama being in the same peer group and so by definition a Special Olympian himself (with I believe is not PC) and then likening Geithner to Timmy from South Park, while joking about our black president being a slave holder? Is that too complicated for you Chris? Damn ‘tard.
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The only ray of light I see in this is maybe, just maybe, Obama isn’t throwing whitey under the bus this time.
Has anyone ever seen a black retard? Or heard of one?
Maybe ‘that one’ was entearment-ing when he put himself onto the short bus of bowling skill, maybe. Or maybe he was just making an excuse for not being one of the millions of normal, bitter, religion and gun clinging red blooded American patriots, like most of the rest of us are.
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I hate to, but I think les is right. Obama is a ‘tard.
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I hate to do this too, but thanks Jump. We finally have an understanding of why the MSM is so protective of this man. We’re not allowed to criticize someone who needs a teleprompter to tie his shoes.
“…and the rabbit goes around the tree… “
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Well, at least you guys are making retard jokes now. I’m just waiting around to see when the retard gets tasered. That’ll be hilarious.
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