Political Humor | I Guess I Should Be Flattered

Things are going great in the 2006 Weblog Awards. Radioactive Liberty has moved from 3rd place at the beginning of voting, all the way to 6th place! I would like to thank all of you for doing your patriotic duty and voting every day, from each computer you have access to, without fail. If you keep up the hard work, I might just be able to move all the way to dead last, or at least lose to Joust the Facts.

Perhaps some of you actually like to win, and aren’t a bunch of surrender monkey’s and losers, in which case, you should vote early and often. If you have more than one computer, you can vote from each computer. It records the vote from the computer and not the IP address. So get to it or the terrorists win.

Do you really want that on your conscience? Being responsible for the demise of the United States of America, just because you were too lazy to vote? Are you really that unpatriotic? Why do you hate America so?

It looks like I might need to provide some motivational ridicule, so here goes.

Blogs of War: Cool, I thought, at first. A Wide Awakes Radio fan site. Perhaps they like the Passionate America show. It seems that I was thinking of the wrong war though. Then I saw this. I think we all know how I feel about support for the troops. Blogs of War deserves our scorn.

Darleen’s Place: How original. Maybe I should have called my blog FIAR’s Place, or better yet, FIAR Place. That wouldn’t be at all gay. I think I might even buy that domain fiarplace.com . Well I suppose it’s still better than that atrocity of a URL, http://allrtee-publicpondering.blogspot.com/ . That’s pretty horrendous.

Vince Aut Morire: Now that just sounds French. Surrender now, Vinnie, while you still have the chance. Otherwise I’m going to have to come over there and… *yawn* I’m getting tired, I’ll think of something terrible later.

Anyhoo, one of these days I just might slog through the morass of whatever dull, insipid, content these blogs have to offer. Maybe, just maybe they’re actually interesting. I know - It’s a long shot, but hey, not everyone can be as awesome as me.

Any resemblance to a post by Joust the Facts is purely coincidental. Don’t beleive Giacomo. I didn’t leave those comments. It’s sock puppetry!