I Love Ron Paul and Hate Everything Else
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Ive got a chip on my shoulder; Got a monkey on my back
Got a lot of things to say; And I think Im gonna crack
Cant buy a smile off the worlds happiest man; No huggin trees today
‘Cause I hate everything ~Suicide Machines
I hate everything!
I’m so angry from always hating everything. That makes me so angry. I hate it.
I hate money. I hate making money. I hate people who make money. I hate people who have more money than me. I hate people who have more money than me and don’t give it to Ron Paul. Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul!
I hate Publishers Clearing House. I think I’ll go to www.pch.com and tell them how much I hate them. They should donate the prize money to Ron Paul for President. Ron Paul!
I hate people who make fun of our Christ and Savior, Ron Paul. I hate posts that aren’t about the greatness that is Ron Paul. I hate posts that aren’t about Ron Paul at all.
Ron JeremyRon Paul!Ron PopeilRon Paul!Ron HowardRon Paul!The Apostle PaulRon Paul!Les PaulRon Paul!Paul McCartneyRon Paul!
Ron Paul!
I hate being too young to vote for Ron Paul.
I hate Siberian tigers named Tatiana that escape from the zoo and maul people. If Ron Paul was President no tigers would escape from the zoo and maul people… And we wouldn’t have any dirty Southerners in our country, because the South would have seceded from the US, because Ron Paul wouldn’t have fought the Civil War.
I hate water boarding. I can make anything about water boarding. Scuba diving water boarding. They both involve getting wet.
It’s a shame that a 4 year old girl got brutally gang raped in preschool while the teachers stood by and watched, but what does that have to do with Bushitler’s policy on water boarding.
Buried for not being about torture at Gitmo.
This tragic rape of a 4 year old shows the brutality being encouraged by the Bush Junta’s policy on water boarding.
+1 to the previous comment for pwning the Chimp in Charge. Mission accomplished?
Ron Paul will stop the practice of water boarding!
+1 for Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul!
See! I can make anything be about Ron Paul. I didn’t even read that one, but I buried it because the headline said “President Bush” instead of “pResident Bu$h.”
I hate living in my parents’ basement. It’s dark in here. I hate being a worthless troll with nothing better to do than hijack every post and make it about how much I hate the Commander in Chimp… And Ron Paul.
Ron Paul!
I hate Micro$oft. I hate Microshaft. I hate Microsuck. I love Apple. Apple FTW! Ipod OMFGZW!
I hate Fox News. I think Faux News is biased, but Raw Story is fair, balanced, and accurate. Faux News never talks about Ron Paul. Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!
I hate being a ham-fisted wiener kid. No, really. I was born with ham hocks for hands. I hate eating my hands. But they’re so damn tasty. Lousy tasty ham hock hands.
Ron Paul doesn’t have ham hocks for hands… Just for a brain.
Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!
I hate everything because I am your average, ordinary Digg user.
I hate Humor-Blogs.com.
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Category: Political Humor Tags: Bush, Digg, Election, Gitmo, Hate Ron Paul, Humor, noads, Political Humor, President, Ron Paul, water boarding
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Who is this Ron Paul? HA!
I think Tatiana and the DIGG users need to meet, you know, just to see if they are compatible.
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This is a weird post but I think I get what you are doing hehe.
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FIAR, have you been eating some “special” brownies?
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No, Skul. Let’s just say that lots of mushrooms grow in his neck o’ the woods.
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I hate this post! Vote
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I tried thinking like Ron Paul once. Trouble is, when I’m that drunk , I just “go to sleep”.
Mmmm, magic mushrooms.
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DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
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I hate that there are too few Ron Paul supporter willing to self immolate. Wheres the commitment? Where’s the self-sacrifice? The self-burnt-sacrifice?
That would show everyone who really, really, REALLY loves the fire out of him and who’s just in it for the free second hand weed.
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Blah, blah, blah…
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul!
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To the Ronulan,
1. This is not an unbiased perspective presented at this site. It never will be. It has never purported to be unbiased.
2. This is a humor post, and humorless douchebags like you are the punchline.
3.” The War… was not over slavery.” No shit. Who said it was?
4. Fuck off my site.
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Man, have I missed that!!! Whoo Hooo feels good to be back home again!! come by and say Hi, I finally posted something! Merry Christmas and Happy New year Fitch!!!
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Some Paul supporters are unabashed conservatives with gun collections.
Just FYI.
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RT and Skul, keep your grubby hands off my mushrooms!
Chris I think it’s obvious what I’m doing.
Tyler Keep that temper in check with those products you intend to buy. You know what I mean. Use it only for evil.
Spacemonkey kids these days just have no sense of commitment. I agree.
Sssteve Good to see you back again bro.
Jimmy The key word there being some. As Wild Bill Pointed out, most of the push behind Ron Paul is fueled by Alex Jones Endgame Lunatics and 911 Nutbats. We’re both agreed that the choices suck, but I don’t think that Ron Paul is the answer.
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Happy New Year, Fiar!
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Damn, I wanted to read what he said. Oh well, probably a bunch of crap gleaned from someone else’s words or writing.
Hey how long did he spend on the site writing it?
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“fuck off my site”
Haha, Happy New Year, Fitch!
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Stingy bastage.
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Do your really think Ron Paul will have a tiger in his cabinet?
Cool.
Happy New Year.
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thank you, this really made my day.
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Ron Paul vandalised my history book once…
he drew a weener on Lincolns stove top hat… honest he did
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Er, how about not wasting your time on the harmless ones and worry about Huckabee? You know, the legitmate threat to our liberties?
Nah, fuck it. Rickey hates Ron Paul too!
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[...] I thought all those internet polls that were so not-gamed and entirely representative, showed how Ron Paul was voice of Alex Jones Knuckleheads [...]
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[...] other news that is totally unrelated to anything, this is my favorite post of the day. Maybe the year, although the year is young and that is subject to [...]
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Ron Paul 2012! Everybody else is corrupted, whether you believe his Republican/conservative values or not. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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A more coherent version:
The Ron Paul Love Song
Sung to the tune of “For Stalin, To The Battle, Forward, Forward!”
I Love Ron Paul and Hate Everything Else. Everything!
I’m so angry from always hating everything. That makes me so angry. I hate it.
I hate money. I hate making money. I hate people who make money and don’t give it to Ron Paul.
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul!
I hate people who make fun of our Christ and Savior, Ron Paul.
I hate posts that aren’t about the greatness that is Ron Paul.
I hate posts that aren’t about Ron Paul at all.
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul!
I hate living in my parents’ basement. It’s dark in here.
I hate being a worthless troll with nothing better to do than hijack every post and make it about how much I hate everyone…
And love Ron Paul.
Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!
I hate Micro$oft. I hate Microshaft. I hate Microsuck. I love Ron Paul and Apple. Apple FTW! Ipod OMFGZW!
I hate Fox News because Faux News makes fun of Ron Paul.
I love Raw Story cause it’is fair, balanced, and accurate and loves Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!
Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!