I Think You’ll Agree With My Disagreeing With Agreeing to Disagree
I refuse to agree to disagree.
Why should I? You know what that is? That’s loser talk.
I’m always hearing people say how, “I disagree with your opinion but I respect your right to have a different opinion than I do.” That just makes me sick.
If you disagree with me, then you’re wrong.
I can almost hear the sissies now, “I respect your right to be wrong.” That’s just great. Look at your fairy tale world of unicorns and rainbows.
You know what happens in real life? The unicorn gores you with it’s horn because it thinks the Rainbow God will reward it with 72 bottomless pots of gold in the afterlife. That’s what.
No! I don’t respect your opinion, we can’t all just get along, and I don’t respect your right to be wrong. If you don’t agree with me, you’re Un-American, and a traitor. That’s the definition of Unpatriotic. It’s disagreeing with anything I say.
If you don’t agree, then I just need to ask why it is that you hate your country so much. Huh? Why do you hate America, traitor?
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Category: Humor
2004–2012
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Must agree with Fiar. Must agree with Fiar. Must agree with Fiar.
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I agree.
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Funny, AND exactly right!
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I refuse to acknowledge that you are disagreeing with agreeing to disagree.
I believe I have found a loophole that spares me from the goring. But then I would be alive to have to deal with the results of another Gore-ing: higher energy taxes.
I guess I’ll wait for the unicorn
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I disagree with your loophole.
Weasel your way out of that one.
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hmmmm….
Well, I find fault with your lack of seeing eye to eye on the loophole.
In fact, a weasel doesn’t dig holes, so I don’t know why you would think I needed one for a loophole.
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Slather the weasel with Bacon® grease. They’re easier to shove through a loophole that way.
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I only agree because I don’t want to be Un-American.
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I agree, Fitch; you’re always right!
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Jimmy, that was my line!
BTW, Fitch Is Always Right…