It’s too hot today. The heat index is like 115. Remember a few decades ago, when we were all going to die of global cooling? Whatever happened to that?
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I’m Melting
August 2nd, 2006 by Fiar · 17 Comments ·
Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·
2004–2008
17 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Aug 2, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Quit whining, hippy. HI is 113 here, and we’re not being gripped by a “killer heatwave”. This is what we call summer. Plus, there’s another hurricane coming. =P PBBTTT
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FIAR
// Aug 2, 2006 at 3:13 pm
That’s why I’m not dumb enough to live in Louisiana, Swamptard. =P PBBTTT to you too
3
fmragtops
// Aug 2, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Touche’.
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richj
// Aug 2, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Pussies!
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jt
// Aug 2, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Well, Global Cooling was ruined when it got hot.
Duh…
A Double =P PBBTTT on both you mongers…
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fmragtops
// Aug 2, 2006 at 8:25 pm
shut up, rich! It might 8,297 degrees in California, but it’s a dry heat.
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Sssteve
// Aug 2, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Hey, you all quit your whining! It’s like 78 degrees here today! Whew! Now that is hot!! so triple P PBBTTT on all you mongers…
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Katey
// Aug 3, 2006 at 7:04 pm
I wonder how we dealt with the heat when we were kids. I don’t seem to remember it ever bothering me then like it does now.
It’s absolutely disgusting here today. Fitch, you should have come over to pick me up and take me down the shore. Then again, the heat was probably just as oppressive down there too.
And Steve - 78 degrees?! That’s nice…g’hed and rub it in.
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FIAR
// Aug 3, 2006 at 7:54 pm
I’d prefer to just stay inside where it’s air conditioned. I don’t get to do that while I’m at work, but if I’m not there, that’s where I want to be.
Sasquatch, STFU!
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Steve the Pirate
// Aug 4, 2006 at 5:17 am
Global warming is caused by secret Halliburton agents drilling to the earth’s core to steal more oil from more people without any of us knowing about it.
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SeanS
// Aug 4, 2006 at 6:56 am
Vegas. Hot. So hot. Melting…
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richj
// Aug 4, 2006 at 10:12 am
After lasts week’s 110+ days here is Sac, this week’s 92 is pretty damn nice. I guess I can stop running around in just my man-g to cool down.
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FIAR
// Aug 4, 2006 at 10:32 am
Oh, man. *Projectile vomit* I don’t want to know about your “man-g” Rich. *projectile vomit*
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jt
// Aug 4, 2006 at 11:05 am
ack!
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Sssteve
// Aug 4, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Rich, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!
Fiar, Sasquatch rulz!!
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richj
// Aug 4, 2006 at 3:11 pm
It works even better when I wear it backwards.
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fmragtops
// Aug 4, 2006 at 9:49 pm
TMITMITMITMITMITMI
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