Political Humor | I’m Sick of Politics

I’m so tired of all the political posturing, and partisian hacks that I can’t even think straight. I am getting so bitter, sarcastic, and angry. I think if I went down the street and selected individuals at random, they would do a better job than the looney Democrats and the spineless weeping Republicans.

I have a better idea than even that. What we need to do is get rid of all the politicians with a few “litmus test” questions.

1. Have you ever held any political office?

2. Do you know what CAFTA is?

3. Do you know who Karl Rove is?

4. Do you know who Howard Dean is?

5. Is it fair or unfair to characterize people who set off bombs in subway, and train stations as “Terrorists?”

If the respondent answers “No” to the first four, and “fair” to number 5, you get my vote. I don’t care who you are, what you do for a living, what kind of education you have, or what race, sex, religion, national origin, or whatever you are. You are not a political hack. You get my vote. You will rule by character, virtue, and common sense, not by pols, or what it takes to get re-elected. You have my vote. You’ll do a better job that the boneheads that are there now.