We could turn this into a flame war. Then Fitch would read it, laugh, and need more surgery for another hernia! If that’s what he’s really doing. I think he’s getting a sex change.

He’s not getting surgery… oh, what, this isnt the retarded arguement, alright then I guess he is. Good luck with that.

You soooo need to post under the influence of major painkillers.

Get well!

Just imagine. If you had Hillary-care, the rest of us could enjoy another eighteen full months of your pain enhanced rants, while you wait for your ‘free’ surgery.

Get well, and remember, there is no better fuel for healing than a hearty serving of crispy Bacon.

I was disappointed to not find a Sunday retarded argument and, in all honesty, I think this is a bit flimsy as an excuse.

While I never heard of a herniated umbilical cord, I would venture a guess that you are a tad long in the tooth to still have yours and be using it…for what I have no clue. Nonetheless, I’m wishing you good health and more importantly a speedy recovery so you can “donate” some of the excess pain-killers to my cause. I just don’t know how I’m going to endure two exciting political conventions less than a month apart.

btw – I don’t have a machete but perhaps I could send my gardener over for a day to help out – that would be real neighborly, right?

Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too…

Fiar- Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of your site. I’ve only got a few “minor” changes in mind. Enjoy the buzz.
Chris – Are you still upset becaue I don’t want to join your fantasy football league?

Yes, you will not want to miss Fiar’s interview. Very funny.

Oh and Les, I’m going camping later this week so I’ll need you to do my weekly column as well.

Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, we’re also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday…

Well, if even less coherent than my usual style=funny, then you may be right. You better get to writing those pieces for the week.