Iranian State Sanctioned Movie Titles
From The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler we learn that an Iranian official has taken offense to the Movie 300. Commenters “DukeFenton” and “hitnrun” both observed that the Iranian official does not seem to understand that Hollyweird operate independently of the Administration in Washington, because that’s not the way it works in Iran.
Then SoCalOilMan, LC said “I would love to see the titles and plots of some of the movies that are put out by and for Iran.” That got the brain cogs spinning. I came up with a few myself:
3 Mullahs and a Baby
I Know What You Did Last Ramadan
Mr. Imam
10 Things I Hate About You Infidels
Abu Muhammed’s Day Off
Clerks – Wait, that’s the same.
Got any others to add?
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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Brokeback sand dune…
To Kill A Mocking Camel…
Napoleon Dynomullah…
Adbuhallaramiala Does Dallas…
Edward Scissorkorans…
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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Burkha.
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Fear and Jihad in Baghdad
80 Heads in a Duffelbag
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How about:
Pretty Woman…As Far As I Can Tell
Men In Black: Enforcing Shari’a
Desert’s Eleven
Indiana Jones and The Zionist Conspiracy
Persians of Interest
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Dirty Hairy
Weekend at President Tom’s
The Devil Wears Khaki (and answers to Pres. Tom)
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Untitled Movie from the Jew Bastard Woody Allen.
From Dust Til Dawn.
Six Degrees of Don’t Eat Bacon.
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The Passion of the Dictator
American History Does Not eXist
Any Given Ramadan
Apocalypse as Soon as We Get Nukes
Armageddon
The Falafel Club
The Camel Whisperer
Look Who’s Nuking
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Natural Born Jihadists
Wow…I really have no life.
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Clerics
Fist Full Of Euros
Me, Myself, and Ibrahim
Oh Allah
Tent (Iran’s newest TV medical drama)
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Jew Wars Episode I: The Infidel Menace
Jew Wars Episode II: Attack of the Mossad
Jew Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Jew
Jew Wars Episode IV: A New Insanity
Jew Wars Episode V: The Mujahideen Strike Back
Jew Wars Episode VI: Return of the Imam
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Scratch that last one:
Jew Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jihad
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“Tent (Iran’s newest TV medical drama)”
HA!!!! That one is funny!
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Beheadinator
Dances With Camels
Hairy Mohammed and the Prophet of Doom
Tail of Two Camels
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Big Trouble in Little Persia
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Heh, “Little Burkas”
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For the Muslims who are racist against Asians:
“Nips/Suck”