I still have no cable, but I’m a resourceful (and stubborn) bastard, so I mananged to upload this video to YouTube anyway. Only took about 1 1/2 years to upload it. Anyhoo, it’s a short clip of what a pleasurable experience I had while waiting to tell them that I think they suck.
I waited over 90 minutes and still didn’t get through. The whole time on hold, they advertize how wonderful and “Comcastic” their Phone, Cable, and Internet services are. I think it really drives the point home when you wait 90 minutes on hold and don’t even get through.
Their current ad campaign is to tell everyone “get Comcast, it’s Comcastic!” I assume “Comcastic” means “like a festering canker sore in your anus.” That certainly would seem to fit. “Get Comcast, it’s like a festering canker sore in your anus.” Indeed it is.
Got anal bleeding? No? We can help. We’re Comcast and we can inflict a festering canker sore in your anus. Need customer service? We’ll give you a festering canker sore in your anus instead. It’s Comcastic!
Enjoy! I probably won’t be around at all the rest of the weekend, unless the cable comes back on. I will try to post a new “Sunday Shockwaves” though. I won’t make any promises, but if it’s not up tomorrow, it will still arrive on Monday.
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One more thing, I’m not a dirty stinkin’ hippie! I’ve showered twice since then, so bite me.
2004–2008
5 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Jul 29, 2006 at 5:07 pm
They’re coming to take me away haha!
They’re coming to take me away haha, hehe, hoho!
So you got power but no cable? That sucks. I don’t think we can get Comcast around these here parts, but their service sounds a lot like Cox Cable.
On a side note, when I was still copping it up, we used to have an extra-duty detail working at the Cox office. During the shift meeting, the Sarge would bring the sign up sheet and ask, “Who wants some Cox?” It’s all men in there. You’d think he’d learn after the first time I replied with, “No thanks, Sarge, I don’t swing that way.”
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jt
// Jul 29, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I’d make a cop joke, but I don’t want to be a cox…plus, I don’t know any…well, I know a few about donuts, but I like I said, I don’t want to be a cox…oh, and I also know one that has something to do with bacon, but, like I said…meh, this has gone on too long…
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FIAR
// Jul 30, 2006 at 12:03 am
Cops are Cox. Heh. J/K of course.
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fmragtops
// Jul 30, 2006 at 12:27 am
No, I was a dick then, and I am a dick now. I’ll never deny it.
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jt
// Jul 30, 2006 at 6:35 am
Well…I wasn’t gonna say anything….
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