Political Humor | It’s the UNofficial Start of Summer!

We’re not even all the way through this extended Memorial Day weekend, and I am sick to death of hearing radio and TV broadcasters tell me that “this is the official start of summer.”

No it’s not - or did I miss the memo from the Earth’s axis? Did the Earth and the Sun agree to a date change on when the Summer Solstice was to occur this year?

Now, I realize that I’m talking about broadcasters here, so the average broken hammer is probably more intelligent, and more literate as well, but still, isn’t there someone in the studio - just one person - that can understand the basic difference between official and unofficial?

You see, this weekend is the unofficial start of summer. This means that for some retarded reason, even though the official start of summer is still almost an entire month away, brain-dead morons start droning on endlessly about how it’s summer now. That day on the calendar in the third week of June that says “First day of Summer” is the official start of summer.

Now, do I want to literally slap these imbeciles upside the head, or figuratively? Either way,
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Of course, let’s not forget that this isn’t even really about the UNofficial start of summer. It’s about the heroic sacrifices that have been made to preserve our freedom, and to give the gift of freedom where there was none. Let’s salute our military - past, present, and future - both literally and figuratively.