Are you having trouble picking up the ladies? Tired of meeting women online only to find out their profile picture is from 1996? Then let Jim Marzilli, Massachusetts state senator show you how to get better results with his new self-help dating guide: “How to Seduce Women: A Politician’s Guide to the Hook-Up”
Jim Marzilli has spent years perfecting his technique and he is ready to share his knowledge. “How to Seduce Women” is full of the latest tips and strategies Marzilli himself uses every day and now you can put what he learned to work for you.
“I tried Jim’s method and it worked wonders for me. I have done so well with it I ended up in Vanity Fair magazine. I recommend this book to anyone looking to have better success with the ladies.”
Checking out the Scene
Jim teaches you how to find the best places for picking up the ladies as well as what to avoid like very busy streets with hot dog vendors.
Breaking the Ice
In his best-selling book, Marzilli will show you some of the best ways to warm up to the women you are interested in, ice-breakers like ‘Do you remember me?‘ or ‘Oh baby you are so beautiful. Your body is so perfect.’
“Jim Marzilli’s book changed my life. I would never have had the courage to try and kiss a television reporter on live national television without his advice.”
Getting Ready for Misunderstandings
Just in case people misinterpret your behavior as sexual harassment Jim has provided a special appendix that covers the ways to use aliases and fake information to get you back in the game as quickly as possible.
Having an Escape Route
‘How to Seduce Women‘ will point out ways to get out of a sticky situation as well as mistakes to avoid like running down the middle of the street going against traffic, or watching out for bank tellers with microphones that can direct the police to you.
“After just a week of using Jim Marzilli’s program, I netted this fine catch. From that moment on, his advice changed my life forever.”
If you need help in your dating life, or simply want to grope female strangers in very public places, then order your copy of Jim Marzilli’s ‘How to Seduce Women‘ today!
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10 responses so far ↓
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Chris C.
// Jun 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I just hope this one isn’t too ‘local’. If anyone wants more details on this story I have a post about it today on my blog as a sort-of companion piece.
http://angryseafood.com/2008/0.....-politics/
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Fiar
// Jun 5, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Did you miss an opportunity for an Amazon affiliate link there. That book seems like a good Father’s day gift idea.
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diesel
// Jun 5, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I’m going to wait for the movie.
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Les James
// Jun 5, 2008 at 9:40 pm
“as a sort-of companion piece.”
Pun intended?
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Chris C.
// Jun 5, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I promise the post won’t try to grope you Les.
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Fiar
// Jun 6, 2008 at 9:22 am
Unfortunately, it will probably just be a made for TV movie…
On Lifetime.
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Fiar
// Jun 6, 2008 at 8:12 pm
We’re getting huge search volume for Jim Marzilli. I see it currently ranked at #10 for the term. Nicely done.
Oh, and I updated the post to include the link to yours.
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Chris C.
// Jun 6, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Thanks.
I’m getting good search volume for this one as well.
I really didn’t think this story had legs nationally. Hell, it’s a big news item locally but nobody I talked to even heard of it.
Of course Marzilli, in typical moonbat fashion has checked into a psych hospital. I wonder what new disease they will come up with for him to use as an excuse for why he doesn’t respect women.
Any ideas anyone?
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Alex L.
// Jun 6, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Chris C- Assophobia the fear of a womans can falling off unless you hold it in place… Hmmm no that ones a little silly. Not like Mammophobia, the fear that ones face shall get really cold unless placed between a womens cleavage and wriggled about a bit…
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