Today the President spat in the face of whiney Senate Democrats, and sissy Republicans (Weepy Voinovich) and brazenly used his power to recess appoint John Bolton as the ambassador to the UN. The President said that the process has been held up too long by senate Democrats that don’t want to admit defeat and realize that they need to win elections to stay in power. (Okay, my words, not his)Sen. Chicken Voinovich was visibly shaken and trembling by the Bold maneuver by the president and said, trembling and shaking with raw terror, and a tear in his eye:

“I am truly concerned that a recess appointment will only add to John Bolton’s baggage and his lack of credibility with the United Nations.”

Oh Poor George. When will the sky ever fall like you say it will.

Teddy Kennedy, the model of decency in the Senate said,

“It’s a devious maneuver that evades the constitutional requirement of Senate consent and only further darkens the cloud over Mr. Bolton’s credibility at the U.N..”

Mary Jo Kopechne couldn’t be reached for comment, but it is striking how similar Unky Ted’s, and Weepy George’s comments are. Who’s side you on little frightened Georgie?

Anyway, so what? If you don’t like the guy, vote against him if he’s so bad, but VOTE on his appointment. There’s nowhere in the Constitution requiring a supermajority for the Senate to approve Presidential appointments. If the Minority Democrats want to change that, they can either try to pass an Amendment to the Constitution, or (even less likely) win some elections to actually be the party in power. Shut up and let the guy do his job. I’m sick of all the Lunatic Dems, and their spaghetti spined “moderate” Republican friends.

Atta Boy President Bush!!!

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