Political Humor | John McCain’s VP Pick Sarah Palin is Hot

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• 1 Les James // Aug 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  Wow! There’s something about a woman who knows how to get what she wants…

• 2 DB (no not Cooper) // Aug 29, 2008 at 2:04 pm

  Who cares about issues. I’m a Dem and McCain just figured out how to get the attention of middle aged white men. A hot lady. As to Ann Coulter being hot. You would be hot to if you had horns and a pointy tail.

• 3 Les James // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:01 pm

  I’d still do her and you know you would too.

• 4 Fiar // Aug 29, 2008 at 6:10 pm

  As a not quite middle age white male who would rather cut my testicles off with a spoon than vote for McCain, I have to rise and salute McCain for his VP choice.

  Way to pander Johnny boy.

• 5 Fabian Cato // Aug 29, 2008 at 6:21 pm

  While I agree wholeheartedly with your title, I do not know what to make of your article. I admit, that Sarah Palin is… HOT! From a purely aesthetic standpoint McCain could not have made a better choice.

  What I take issue with is your division between “homely” “sad” Liberals/Dems and hot Republicans. While I agree that Rosie O’Donnell is hideous-looking (no argument there), she is by no means representative of liberals. Likewise, there may be hot Republicans (Palin), but Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are anything but hot. At first I thought your picture were comparing Rosie and Ann, not contrasting them, because both women are ugly. They are both about equally masculine, wretched, unfeminine, and undesirable. The only difference is that Rosie O’Donnell, is very fat but open about her lesbianism. Ann Coulter is undernourished and either in-the-closet or severely repressed.

  Ann Coulter is butt-ugly and Laura Ingraham is butt-ugly with a stupid annoying voice. If you think Ann Coulter is attractive then you are probably gay. Sorry, a large, prominent adams apple is not what I look for in a gal. Coulter and Ingraham are no more attractive than Janet Reno, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary Clinton, or whomever you want to use as an ugly liberal. Republicans are lucky they have Sarah Palin.

  Curiously, your article had nothing of substance whatsoever to say other than the fact that Sarah Palin is hot and female. Do you wonder why the McCain team selected her? I think it is purely about image. John McCain is an ugly old man who would benefit greatly from an attractive young woman on his ticket. This selection would lure many people, and the fact that she is female is valuable for attracting pissed off Clinton supporters.

• 6 Fiar // Aug 29, 2008 at 6:42 pm

  Oh, look. The village idiots are calling her a “female Dan Quayle.” And, as expected, they are spewing venom at her, primarily based on the fact that she is a woman, and then claiming that it’s not their point of view, it’s the Republican’s point of view.

  Bartcop says, McCain has indicated he’s waaaaay too old for two terms, so his VP will naturally assume
  front-runner status for 2012 …and the GOP is going to be led …by a vagina’d American?

  (That’s the GOP’s reaction to a woman in power, not mine.)

  Uh, no douchebag. Not one representative of the GOP expressed that opinion, but YOU did. Stop projecting your own misogynistic view of the world on others.

  Palin is a star the same way Clarence “Slappy” Thomas is - she was appointed to meet a quota.
  McCain has made Sarah Palin the future of the party - what Repub is going to be happy with that?

  Hmm, quota. What’s a matter? You don’t like it when the other side plays in the affirmative action sandbox? What, are you afraid Your tonka truck might get filthy Rethuglican slime all over them.

  Check the double standard. Quotas are a bad thing, unless it’s the Democrats employing them.

  Can you breathe a sigh of relief now? The GOP knows its “base” hates women
  even more than the Democrats do, AND that their main criticism of Obama is lack
  of experience. Yet, with one decision, they choose to lose on both counts.
  Tom

  Ok, I’m a little confused here. Are you admitting that the Democrats hate women? One more thing. The MAIN criticism of President Obama is that he’s a festering piece of Socialist swine that wants to raise taxes, transfer even more power to the Federal government, and pass more nanny statist laws to intrude into our lives. As an added personal note, NO ONE has experience at being President, other than a sitting President, and history has shown that experience in the job doesn’t mean good performance. In fact, second terms tend to always be worse than first terms. If anything, Lack of experience is one thing Obama has going for him in my book. I just can’t seem to get past the whole big government, tax and spend socialist to care about the added bonus of no experience.

  I congratulate Governor Pail for being only the second woman to run for VP.
  You have to wonder how much she hates herself, because no one could be stupid enough
  not to realize that had Obama been a white man, her ass would be as far from the ticket as
  the Repugs could make her.
  Jack

  Yes, Jack. Republicans hate women. Here. Let me refill your sippy cup for you.

  Wow, what a stupid move! A 72 year old with 5 bouts of cancer, among other maladies in a
  180 page health report, and he picks someone with less than 2 years as governor. So, this is
  what he thinks will be a good choice to be a heart’s beat away from the presidency?
  Jon in Ohio

  Personally, I think the stupid move was when the Republican Party nominated a candidate that is indistinguishable from a Democrat. See before. Lack of experience isn’t a problem.

  Track down your favorite Palin bashing comments that expose the moonbats as being every bit the misogynists they claim conservatives are, and post them here. Preferably with a response of your own.

• 7 Fiar // Aug 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm

  Curiously, your article had nothing of substance whatsoever to say other than the fact that Sarah Palin is hot and female.

  You call that nothing? That, my friend, is all the substance the United States of America needs. Thanks for helping kill a terrorist with your comment, and I agree that Coulter is ugly, and definitely needs to freaking eat something. I can practically count her ribs from here.

  Haha. According to my visitor logs Fabian, you came here looking for “Palin is hot,” and you complain about lack of substance? We gave you exactly what you were looking for. Like I said, all the substance we need.

• 8 jimmyb // Aug 29, 2008 at 9:42 pm

  She’s a life NRA member.
  She gets points for that, and being pro-life.

  Being hot doesn’t hurt, either.

• 9 Les James // Aug 29, 2008 at 10:54 pm

  It looks like someone mis-typed It’s spelled D-A-I-L-Y K-O-S. Thanks boss. I couldn’t have said it…really like that at all.

• 10 Celebghost // Aug 30, 2008 at 12:05 am

  Haha I heard earlier today some call Palin a VPILF!

  McCain Taps Palin Of Alaska After First 37 Choices Turn Him Down

  Republican presumptive Presidential candidate John McCain today told a hastily assembled St. Paul, Minnesota news conference that his 38th choice for the Vice Presidency, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, “enthusiastically” accepted his invitation to join the Republican ticket.

  “It got a little embarrassing there,” Sen. McCain admitted. “For a while, I was like, gosh, doesn’t anybody want to be Vice President in this country, or what?”

  Sen. McCain’s first 37 choices all rejected the offer “in seconds, because none of them thought I could beat Obama,” a red-faced McCain acknowledged. “They all thought, why risk being blamed? They wanted to preserve their chances for 2012.”

  Among the 37 Republicans and others who declined Sen. McCain’s offer of a spot on the ticket were former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, Connecticut Senator Joe Leiberman, former New York City Mayor Rudy Guiliani, Los Angeles Dodgers manager Joe Torre, TV chef Emeril, recording artist 50 Cent, former New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath, actress Liv Tyler, Barney the Dinosaur, John McCain’s wife Cindy, an unnamed bartender at Sky Harbor Airport Terminal C in Phoenix, New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, and the surviving members of the cast of 1960s TV sitcom Gilligan’s Island.

  “I know Vice President isn’t a glamorous job,” Sen. McCain admitted. “You mostly go to funerals of foreign leaders, unless you’re inventing the Internet like Al Gore or running America like Dick Cheney. But the job is frankly what you make of it, and I would have thought I could find someone who had some sort of stature or name recognition or even came from a state where there are more electoral votes than caribou.

  “But beggars can’t be choosers, so I’m really glad Governor, um, what’s her name, from Alaska, has graciously agreed to join me on the ticket.”

• 11 Chris C. // Aug 30, 2008 at 12:30 am

  Man did this pick stir up a shitstorm in the moonbat community or what?

  And props to Celebghost for a very funny reply.

• 12 Chris C. // Aug 30, 2008 at 12:32 am

  “Curiously, your article had nothing of substance whatsoever to say other than the fact that Sarah Palin is hot and female.”

  Sounds about right.

• 13 Alex L. // Aug 30, 2008 at 12:39 am

  Ok… I have to ask was ‘Commander in chief’ a tv show or a prophecy…

  I have nothing intelligent to add, so thats all you get.

• 14 David // Aug 30, 2008 at 11:08 am

  Is it true she’s related to Monty Python’s Eric Idle? Fun times. And yeah, she’s a hottie it appears - only I’m just not sure how hot she can be after popping out 5 kids.

  Odd that McCain keeps talking about being “experienced” for the Oval Office and he chose Ms One-Heartbeat-Away who hasn’t been on the national stage at all and hasn’t even been a governor for a full term - the word hypocrite comes to mind. Also reminds me of the last GOP governor to hit 1600 and the mess he’s made.

  Why do you guys keep pretending Ann Coulter is a woman WITH a vagina?

• 15 JoJo. B // Aug 30, 2008 at 12:47 pm

  I was not going to vote this election b/c I don’t like either candidate. I think both will wreck the country. I really can’t believe Obama and McCain are the best we’ve got (how incredibly sad).

  But, if I have to watch the country go down the tubes, I mine as well enjoy the ride!

  McCain now has my vote. And yes, the only reason is because Sarah Palin is HOT! Those glasses - OMG!

• 16 Les James // Aug 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm

  Why, how do you think of her? Never mind I don’t want to know.

  And take a look at history. When was the last time a Senator was President? Wasn’t it JFK, the man whom if he was still alive and active today would be spending time with Lieberman because he would’ve been kicked out of the Democrat party too? It makes sense, at some level, to have a governor on the ticket.

  Besides, it seems a lot of people want to vote for someone with very little experience. So tit for tat. Pun intended.

• 17 David // Aug 30, 2008 at 3:22 pm

  I agree we’ve had some good experiences with Governors in the White House. But they have either been smart or experienced. W…smart, not so much; experienced, not at all unless you count hiding from the Texas National Guard and Dick Cheney when-armed. Palin.. experienced, not so much; smart - don’t know yet but I’ve heard she uses W’s pronunciation of nuculur so that doesn’t bode well for controlling the nuclear arsenal.

  Bill Clinton for example - The good Ole USA did pretty well economically and in international relations and everything would probably have been far better if that useless Ken Starr hadn’t been so obsessed with who was getting bj’s when he was gettin’ nothing.

  Reagan had some good skills at schmoozing , giving speeches and selecting the hired help. Economics…not so much. It took 20 years to recover from the horrific national deficits created by his trickle theories.

  But we digress. Ms Palin does seem to stir the loins of loyal republican husbands.

• 18 David // Aug 30, 2008 at 3:30 pm

  Oh, and yeah - that Ann Coulter thing. Not so many real girls come with the adam’s apple.

• 19 Les James // Aug 30, 2008 at 4:26 pm

  I’d like to suggest a topic for Sunday, since this might spill over until then. Who has the smarter babes, left or right wing?

• 20 Fiar // Aug 30, 2008 at 4:58 pm

  No wings for me, Les. I’ll take the breasts.

• 21 Fiar // Aug 30, 2008 at 4:59 pm

  Is it true she’s related to Monty Python’s Eric Idle?

  I think you meant to say Michael Palin.

• 22 Fiar // Aug 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm

  Why do you guys keep pretending Ann Coulter is a woman WITH a vagina?

  You’ve got me on that one David. I’m pretty certain she was born Andrew and still to this day pees standing up. Didn’t go through with the operation.

• 23 Les James // Aug 30, 2008 at 6:19 pm

  I lived in Alaska for several years and traveled far more than most. I think I’ve got a fair idea of what Alaskans what, and that’s to be left alone. I found it to be as close to a Libertarian state as any I’ve ever been in.

  Come on, they put their seat of government on an island, hundreds of miles away from main population.

  Today I went to the Move On website (so you didn’t have to) just to see what they had to say about McCain’s new running mate.

  I’ll admit that I did pick and choose the following statements from Move On members in Alaska, but I believe that they are still a fair representation of what was posted there.

  Move On: As an Alaskan and a feminist, I am beyond words at this announcement. Palin is not a feminist, and she is not the reformer she claims to be

  I like her better already.

  Move On: Alaskans, collectively, are just as stunned as the rest of the nation.

  Collectively huh? It always amazes me that an entire state’s population can turn so quickly on a popular governor, just because Move On says so. The Wall Street Journal just yesterday called her a one of America’s most popular governors, with sky high approval ratings.

  Which one do I want to believe? Humm. Tough choice.

  Move On: She’s vehemently anti-choice and doesn’t care about protecting our natural resources, even though she has worked as a fisherman. McCain chose her to pick up the Hillary voters, but Palin is no Hillary.

  Once again killing the unborn ranks high on the liberal scale of values.

  I have only met a very few Alaskans who didn’t care deeply for the environment of their state. They tend to take a use but don’t abuse policy toward that great land’s resources. I just can’t see a rape and pillage the land candidate being elected in that state. As to the Palin not being Hillary, no shit. Like that was going to happen.

  So Governor Palin is a anti-choice relegious staunch conservative. She’s also a global warming denier who shares John McCain’s commitment to . And she’s dramatically inexperienced.

  Gov Palin is a conservative, global warming denier who wants to produce more oil for America from American resources. That has me ready to cheer.

  Inexperienced? What Obama is? (PS, he’s running for President, not second fiddle, state funeral attendee)

  The more I find out, the more I like her. I say elect McCain this time, so in four years we can vote for her.

  You guys say what you want about Ann and Laura, but given a choice between either of them, Hillary, Rosie O or Rosie Thumb and her four sisters, I think most of you would rather take matters into your own hands.

• 24 Celebghost // Aug 30, 2008 at 6:22 pm

  Haha Friar yea I think I heard something about that in the news the other night about an Andrew Coulter who is a soulless, baby-eater who escaped from a mentally unstable asylum several years back…hmm

• 25 Chris C. // Aug 30, 2008 at 11:15 pm

  “When was the last time a Senator was President?”

  Nixon and Johnson were both former Senators. LBJ in fact was serving a Senate term when he ran as the Veep and even remained in office until Inaug Day 1961. He was also the Majority Leader of the Senate during that same time.

  Kennedy also kept his Senate term until the last week of December, but he is technically the last one to be Prez coming off a Senate term, until now of course.

• 26 Chris C. // Aug 30, 2008 at 11:27 pm

  Come on Les, Obama was a City Planner. I have no idea what you do as one but it must be important if Barack held the position.

  He’s our Neo after all.

• 27 Super Liberal // Aug 30, 2008 at 11:33 pm

  Thanks to one of your minions’, that Les James guy, I found my way here and it is very very disappointing. It is like reading a group of people who have lost their way in the world and need guidance but yet turn to the dark side.

  Palin is just like McCain and Bush. They want to dril drill drill, wildlife be damned. I watched that movie about that kid that went to live in Alaska. I cried when I saw how the land was treated and in a horrific reaction that same land misdirected its anger on him and he died in the process.

  How she can run for office after that film came out is beyond me. But Gaia forbid anyone makes a smear campaign about it because you can’t do that with right wingers or they cry foul. Waaahhh

• 28 RT // Aug 31, 2008 at 12:56 am

  Okay, you’re serious? I’ll take it as such, but I think you’re pulling a funny. You are way too absurd to be for real.

  I don’t need guidance. I’m not in high school anymore, well, kind of. My guidance counselors sucked.

  Drill, drill, drill, just sounds so dirty.

  That kid? You mean, Into the Wild? Yeah, a blade of grass got ultra-peeved and jumped up and stabbed him or something.

  He was where he hadn’t enough street-sense and knowledge to know how to survive. The elements got the best of him. (Naturalism, I’d say.)

  I’d say anything is beyond you.

• 29 Les James // Aug 31, 2008 at 9:41 am

  RT - As hard as it is to believe, this guy is real. We’ve had several enounters already, to include a few terse emails. His “blog” has made it’s way on to my Axis Of Evil list.

  Super Lip -about time you showed your ugly head. What happened to your blog, run out of wind or did the sun go down so you couldn’t power it?

  Typical ultra-left winger, takes a film for real life. Say hi to Michael Moore for me next time you meet for one of his hate-filled movie premiers.

  I don’t have enough time to properly gut you here so I’m going to do something I’m sure I’m going to regret. Let’s get this out in the open. I challenge you to do a interview with me. Go ask Mommy if it’s all right.

• 30 Super Liberal // Aug 31, 2008 at 7:28 pm

  Please, you and your conservative cronies are no match for my liberal intellect. I welcome your challenge to an interview and you can email me at superliberal99 at gmail dot com. I don’t need to ask my mom.

• 31 RT // Aug 31, 2008 at 7:37 pm

  Cronies? HA!

  I didn’t realize I was important and connected enough to have cronies. Dolt.

• 32 Chris C // Sep 1, 2008 at 10:07 pm

  RT we’re cronies!

  Maybe Super Liberal is envious because he hasn’t found any cronies of his own. I hope he never does as well as father any children.

  On a side note I waited on some liberal parents today who were so stupid they forgot their kid had allergies. Home schoolers for sure.

• 33 Alex L. // Sep 2, 2008 at 12:36 am

  I’ve never been a cronie before… I feel kind of… special…

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• 39 PiaofCa // Sep 15, 2008 at 1:44 pm

  Don’t know much about Palin. My cynical side wants to tell me McCain is just reaching out to women, as we haven’t heard this name before and she seemed to show up on the “list” immediately after another woman dropped off.

  But who knows. Anyone know anything about her?

  I’ll tell you the Republican woman I’d like to see run - Whitman. But she’d never get the nomination, probably for the same reasons I like her.

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