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John MurthaFuq’ar - Terrorist Supporter

June 5th, 2007 by Fiar · 9 Comments ·

In an appearance on ABC’s “This Week,” John MurthaFucker - traitor, liar, gutless chickenchickenpussy, military backstabber, terrorist enabler, and surrendermonkey -PA, towed the official Al Qaeda line that killing terrorists just makes more terrorists. Obviously, if this is true, it just means that we aren’t piling up the bodies fast enough.

MurthaFucker told Gulp Slurpalottajizz:

“Our presence in Iraq, our occupation of Iraq gives these people the inspiration.”

The senile assweasel also doesn’t understand which side in the conflict is which.

Murtha, chairman of the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee, also called plans by the Army’s top officials in Iraq for 2008 troop reductions, as reported by ABC News this week, “not satisfactory.”

Army Gen. David Petraeus reportedly proposes a drop in troop levels from 150,000 to 130,000 by December 2008, with additional reductions in 2009. Lt Gen. Raymond Odierno proposes having an estimated 100,000 troops remaining in Iraq by the end of 2008.

The Cowardly Congressmen added that “the first step to stability in Iraq is redeployment.” It’s not clear if he meant redeploying the retarded, illiterate, barely competent, bloodthirsty, babykillers Stuck in Iraq™ to Okinawa, or if he meant redeploying the Migrant Workers from Jordan, Syria, Iran, Yemen, and Saudi Arabia from Iraq - where they sever the heads that Iraqis won’t sever and blow up the schools that Iraqis won’t blow up - to America, where they will be granted Full Amnesty thanks to our non-existent immigration enforcement.

MurthaFucker summed up his efforts by stating,

We’re inspiring these al Qaeda to go after our troops…

Indeed he is.

H/t TAIR

Tags: Caustic Sarcasm ·

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 5, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    He inspires idiots to feel like mental giants, next to him.

    Kind of like ant to a cockroach.

  • 2 miriam // Jun 5, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    I can’t decide: is he stupid, vicious, or crazy–maybe all three?

  • 3 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 5, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    I think he’s taken one too many hits to the noggin.

  • 4 Patty // Jun 12, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Jack Murtha = Leadership. The right-wing character smears and swiftboating are as mean-spirited as they are disgraceful.

    I find it laughable that you would even insinuate that Jack Murtha supports terrorism.

    You radioactive boys are some sick blood thirsty motherfuckers!

  • 5 FIAR // Jun 12, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Jack Murtha = Leadership.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I find it laughable that you would even insinuate that Jack Murtha supports terrorism.

    …And I find it laughable that you would call someone working feverishly to surrender to the Terrorists a “Leader.” Leader of al-Qaida perhaps, but not of anything that I hold dear.

    You radioactive boys are some sick blood thirsty motherfuckers!

    Oh, you have read the site.

  • 6 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 12, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    Murtha is a freakin’ loon!

  • 7 Patty // Jun 18, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Most of the sane part of America agrees with me and Jack Murtha you fucknut!

    You boys will go down with Bush and the rest of his 28%.

  • 8 Skul // Jun 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    No they don’t lil’ moonbat. Go cash that reality check.

  • 9 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    No, just the crazy people.

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