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I find it odd and disturbing that my opponent fails to show himself here.

And he wonders why he trails in the polls.

Mr. Nobody, you have my vote sir!

Puppies and Rainbows?

Really?

I LOVE PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS!!!

I’m torn. On the one hand, Don has scarred me for life with the naked picture. On the other hand, John Nobody supports invading other countries to steal their oil.

Wait a minute. There’s no conflict there.

Nobody in ’08!

What can I say? The naked guy always gets my vote!

‘Don: My opponent likes to donkey punch prostitutes who don’t take coupons. ‘

Wait… wheres the downside there?

Hello, JumpOut and thank you for your question.

My campaign has always been steadfast to the concept that not enough governments try and invade a bunch of smallish countries with decent-sized oil supplies.

There is a lot of low hanging fruit and as your President I can assure you that I will pick it clean.

Well. In the tireless search for the unvarnished truth, now I know where all the varnish went.

Well, I don’t know ’bout the rest of it…but Don looks even better nekkid!
Eve