I guess by now you folks are wondering where FIAR has been. He hasn’t posted or commented in quite a while. Well, I know what happened, but I promised his family I’d keep it quiet. But what the hell, right? We’re like family here. I can tell you.
See FIAR is dead. While that may not surprise you, the way he went could change the way you look at religion and Christmas forever.
You all know FIAR is an atheist, right? Little, “a”, not big “a”, because he’s an atheist in that he doesn’t believe in God, but he’s not a member of that national Atheism church like those douchebags that are always trying to take God out of the pledge, and In God We Trust off of money, and Manger Scenes out of City Hall.
FIAR actually liked Christmas. It’s hard to beat the joy of seeing a child’s face when they receive that perfect Christmas present. He was all into the holiday, the decorating, the gifts, and the eating. It is all loads of fun, after all, who would deny an atheist the joys of Christmas given to us by our Lord and Savior, The Baby Jesus?
God, that’s who. Apparently God doesn’t like it when Baby Jesus hating atheists participate in Christmas. God doesn’t like people not believeing in him, whether they believe in him or not. So, in a prime example of Karmic justice, FIAR was putting up his manger scene, he climbed a ladder to place the Star atop the manger, a mighty wind blew, knocking FIAR off the ladder. He fell into the manger where he was impaled by The Baby Jesus.
Witnesses said they could hear the words, “You Baby Jesus hating atheist ::shakes fist::” in the wind that day. So Wild Bill, you better watch out.
Okay, now that FIAR is dead, and I have the keys to his blog, I think this is now my blog, and as such, all traffic for Radioactive Liberty is now mine!
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1 Fmragtops Spews - Smiting commies, dirty hippies, murdering terrorists and other forms of liberalism » Karmic Justice // Jan 2, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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God
// Jan 2, 2007 at 1:33 pm
FIAR and I may be working out an arrangement to make him not dead anymore. I don’t usually do that sort of thing, but he’s pretty persuasive… and funny.
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Jesus
// Jan 2, 2007 at 5:41 pm
You tell ‘em Dad.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Christ died so that we all may live, so stands to reason their might be a Lazarus thingy happening.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 2, 2007 at 7:50 pm
that’s “there” not “their” I have my reasons for being stupid today, thanks.
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Diesel
// Jan 3, 2007 at 12:16 am
Just don’t take baby Jesus out of his heart or he’ll come back as a vampire.
7 Radioactive Liberty // Jan 3, 2007 at 4:15 pm
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8 Radioactive Liberty // Jan 5, 2007 at 9:52 pm
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