I am thinking of other things you could sell offsets for. Such as: obscenities, hateful insults, farts, jokes about Mohammed, sex with camels (oops, same thing), bad breath, public urination, speeding, impaling dirty hippies, reciting lines from Monty Python, eating your vegetables, flashing your genitals to the paparazzi, drinking tequila,….

That is just laugh out loud funny! Awesome!

Hoe. Lee. Crap.

Cap? How does the system work with a cap? Now, Poodle guy can’t afford to feed his dog, and Rotty guy has shit all over his house because his dog is no longer allowed outside. Both dog owners had to shoot their dogs because of your stupid cap. Now, you’ve caused the senseless death of two animals all for the sake of dog shit. And you call yourself a hippy. How do you look at yourself in the mirror, dog-murderer?

I am still trying to find someone to pay me to take the bus instead of driving.

It doesn’t matter that I am already taking the bus to work. I want to sell someone my share of carbon-dioxide emissions, so they can feel better about driving their vehicle.

FIAR, I don’t recall volunteering to pick up your dog crap. Let me know if there was a miscommunication.

However, minimum wage would be more than the negative income I currently make…

Keep your crap to yourself, crap-monger©!!!!

I don’t take anyone’s crap. Why would I want crap, let alone pay for it?

Gee, it’s not like I am really close to 5000 hits and people are supporting me or anything. It is not like…nevermind. What’s the point. Crap.

Now we are reminded why economics is called the dismal science.

Oooo, idea! The Chief-Mongess is always taking crap off everybody. If we can get KC to pay us to pick our crap, she can then peddle it to RT.
We collect a 10% finders fee and the Chief-Mongess gets all the crapsh i cant finish this

We could burn the dog crap for energy, or use it to fertilize the trees.
I planted a bunch of trees also, and they are dying. I wonder if it is due to a lack of carbon dioxide because I don’t own a motor vehicle?
Maybe I don’t breath out enough.

KC, how about this market based incentive: You pick up the dogcrap from my dogs yourself, and I’ll pay you minimum wage? Otherwise, I’m keeping my money.