If you’d like to exactly how Barack Obama will fix everything — from Christmas to Urinal Splashback — check out barackwillfixit.blogspot.com

[...] This is a dire emergency, and to fix it we’ll have to act fast. If you wait any longer, the mold could kill you and with the foundation problems, your house might fall on your head! Your whole family will die if you don’t do this IMMEDIATELY! You have no time to think about it, or come up with your own plan! I know it sounds crazy, but you have to trust me since I did such a great job with your roof! Do you want your family to die? With all my experience as a roofer, I know just what to do that’ll fix everything! [...]

I’ve already started to blame Obama for all my problems. It’s awesome.

Now, now… The world was only going to hell in a handbasket if the Republicans won the election. Everyone said so. But the Democrats won hence everything will be fine. All of our problems are solved.
So on day one, Obama can focus on getting the new puppy fixed.

Even if the Constitution were changed, the change doesn’t affect a sitting President. So Obama can’t have a third term. And weren’t you guys the ones that though Bush was going to violate the Constitution and stay in office?

Yes he will Alex, yes he will.

I don’t doubt him for a second and he will fix everything so well the United States will change the Constitution to allow him to be President for three terms.

Obama in 2016!

Of course he’ll fix everything, he promised to didn’t he… you’re not doubting Obama are you?

In today’s USA Today is an edition of their ‘Common Ground’ series with a republican and a democrat discussing politics. Guess what their topic was? Barack being able to fix things.

Every time I see President elect Obama (oh that hurts) I think of the old Queen song Death On Two Legs