HEAD UP ASS! DOWN WITH PEOPLE!

We’re witnessing the usual suspects tactically advancing their favorite lame causes, by storming the ravaged beachhead of tragedy in Japan. Most of the familiar hairshirted windsacks predictably assaulted ‘guilty’ industries and politicians, wasting no opportunity to exploit this crisis.

The weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth is a sight, and sound, to behold -coming from the Left, not the Japaneses, who are holding-up heroically. The only things missing are sackcloth and self-flatulation, I meant self-flagellation. Scratch that…go with first choice.

These power-hungry, Save the Earth, NIMBY,whack job’s claims are predicated on the absurd notion that oil is bad, coal is bad, natural gas is fracking bad and nuclear is down right Evil. Then again, hydro-electric is harmful to fish. Cutting down trees is plain wrong. Windmills are terrible for birds. Solar uses too much ground water, or worse uses ammonia. For them, the only safe alternative is no alternative.

Bottom line, Envior-mentals blame people for all the ills of the earth. We’re not safe because of this invasive species. Oh woe is us.

Remove head. Clean out ears. Listen.

Crawl out from under your rock Patrick , and get a clue. Life itself is a disease. Your father passed half of it on to your mother. They’ve got Polaroids to prove it.

My guess is, you’ve gone to great lengths to prevent the spread of the deleterious side-effects of sex.

Am I being too subtle for you?  OK, try this: you’ve engaged in “safe” sex. If you require further information on this subject, ask Bill Clinton.

Wait a second …blue dress …scratch that too.

Even “safe” sex isn’t completely safe. Nothing in this world is totally safe. Life certainly isn’t safe. It’s going to end you, your friends and your family. Now there’s a happy thought. Place that next to the dread of finding those pictures of mommy and daddy.

Actually, I like being a person in this modern, medically and technologically advanced age, but if you don’t, I’ve got an idea of what you can do about it. Oh BTW, my parents were professional photographers.

It’s called, Boycott.

1. Boycott every industry you think is harmful, in ANY WAY  to the planet’s or your well-being. List all of those that are beneficial, i.e. uses none of those products from industries you abhor. Damn short list, huh?

2. Boycott future generations. That’s right, you’re already doing that. Often soon after they’ve started.

3. Boycott life.  Take a positive step in the right direction by personally not further adding to the planet’s woes.

Am I being too subtle for you again?  OK, try this: engage in “safe” remediation, or recall. If you require further information on this subject, ask Doctor Kevorkian.

I’d like to dedicate this post to Dee Are. Thanks for the inspiration. Hope to hear from you soon. Hugs and Kisses (unless you’re a “Dee”, like in Dee Snider…yuck! Then a handshake will do.) your friend, Les.

Category: Political Humor Tags: Earthquake, Enviormentalist, Funny Pictures, Japan, Kill yourself, Melt down, Natural gas fracking, Nuclear Powerplants, Political Humor, Tsunami