10:04 AM Right now I am in my Wordpress dashboard. I am typing. Making errors from time to tim. I type really slow, so it takes a long time to do that.
10:06 AM I jsut finished typing htat sentence. I’m going to go check my email.
10:07 AM Wait! I forgot to tell you that I hit the publish button. But then I had to click the edit link to edit this post to tell you that I hit the publish button, so right now I am telling you that I hit the publish button, and then I edited this post.
10:09 AM Dammit! Now this time I didn’t tell you that I hit the save button after I edited the post. I also didn’t tell you that I hit the edit link to edit the post after I hit the save button. So, right now I am letting yuo know that I hit the save button at 10:08 AM and then I clicked the edit link to edit this with the most up to date information.
10:11 AM I’m going to hit the save button, but I don’t know if it’s OK to tell you what I’m going to do in a liveblog, since I haven’t actually done it yet and I’m not in the process of doing it. Am I allowed to predict the future? That’s not really “Live” is it? It’s the future. DO I think I’m some sort of prognositcator?
10:14 AM I didn’t tell you that it was 10:13 Am when I hit the save button. That’s probably because I can’t predict the future. Oh, and I had to click the edit link. It’s not really liveblogging though if I told you what I already did. That would be recenthistoryblogging.
10:15 AM I am in my Wordpress dashboard. I am typing to edit this post to keep you up to date on my activities on my day off.
10:17 AM Gah! I didn’t inform you that I hit the save button. This is like an endless loop! I don’t know how to escape! Is there some way to tear a hole in the time-space continuum so that I can get out of this mess? There must be some sort of geek out there that knows how to escape.
10:19 AM I’m screwed. Ok, new strategy. I’m going to go have a day off, and I’m going to stop updating you on what I am doing at each moment.
10:20 AM Uh oh. I was just predicting the future again and now I am doing recenthistoryblogging again.
10:21 AM HELP!
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5 responses so far ↓
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richj
// Dec 15, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Step away from the laptop! Go outside, get some fresh air. Do some yard work, I know how you love yard work. So what if it’s the middle of December.
Maybe then you’ll have something to blog about, and upon which I can comment.
I’ll wait patiently.
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fmragtops
// Dec 15, 2006 at 1:57 pm
That’s better.
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jt
// Dec 15, 2006 at 2:47 pm
You’re wierd man…
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Tyler D
// Dec 15, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Where are those pics of the laptop?
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Dec 15, 2006 at 10:23 pm
See, when you have a day off, you need to go for a ride and get and some sunshine. You need to smile and greet people with a chipper, “Hello!”
Then on you’re ride home, after you have enjoyed your day, when people start pissing you off, you’ll get angry, and then we’ll have cranky FIAR to listen to explaining to us what happened throughout the day. Then we’ll laugh at your frustration.
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