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Chris Cameron is a political humor columnist for Radioactive Liberty and also has his own weird humor blog Angry Seafood.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Humour, Political Humor, Taxes
2004–2012
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Now you tell me. I’ve already filed for last year. With Tax Slash can I adjust my past returns next year for all the previous years I’ve filed?
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No you can’t Les. Mainly because I listed you as 3 of my dependents already.
{insert innocent look here}
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To use a Jack Nicholson line, “What if this is as good as it gets?”
I’m going to assume the most of those thrown up for nomination were not the premiere choices. Those first round draft picks were found to be so fatality flawed that what we are seeing now, are the third and forth string bench warmers -much less talent and experience but maybe more palatable.
It explains a lot and is very worrisome at the same time.
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I am worried.
Hillary Clinton is now the cleanest member of the Obama cabinet.
How can this be?
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Les, with Tax Slash you can do anything. You can amend EVERY year you paid taxes.
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Let me guess, the first bit of advice in Tax Slash™ is “First, become a member of Barack Obama’s cabinet…”
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JO if anything you do not want to be nominated.
Flying under the radar of the IRS is crucial to success with Tax Slash.
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I’ll quote Mr. Pink Eyes here:
Source: http://americaswatchtower.com/.....-disgrace/
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Why would I want a free Barry Bonds?
(Ditto Jr.)
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Hey! No returded argument today? What’s up with that?
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Yeah, what Skul said! I’ve been looking forward to flaming someone all day and you guys have let me down- on my birthday no less.
The shame, the horror, the huge manatee!
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All day long, I wait. I come back, time and time again. “Where is the thing with retarded people arguing about retarded stuff?” I ask myself.
Is it a holiday? Nope.
Is it a day for a major sporting event? Nope.
Was there a huge environmental catastrophe? Nope.
Is FIAR watching the Grammy awards show and judging the attire of the artists? YEP!
Is Les off chasing butterflies with a net? Yep!
Here’s a question to argue: Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are singing a duet. They must have formed a bond after both were dumped by a Jonas brother. That’s beside the point. Who has the more annoying and/or off-key voice: Taylor or Miley? (My ears are bleeding.)
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So its legal in Australia… ha suck it yankees… now I just have to start paying taxes…
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Who is taylor swift and miley cyrus?