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Lunar Eclipse and the Ominous Portent

Lunar Eclipse Political Humor by Radioactive LibertyTonight I witnessed the Lunar Eclipse. Unfortunately, I have a crappy digital camera with only 3x optical zoom, and a very shaky hand, so I stole a picture instead. You can find the original and more at the National Post.

By my clock, it was a nearly complete Lunar eclipse at just about 10PM exactly. I’m in southeastern Pennsylvania, for your time zone and latitudinal reference.

Now, while it’s really awesome to see the full moon enveloped by the Earth’s shadow, it’s also a time of great sorrow. No, I don’t mean to fall into the superstitions that it’s some sign that the world will end soon, or anything uneducated like that. But there is something that happens every time there is a lunar eclipse.

Hillary Clinton feasts on an unborn child.

Let us take in this moment of cosmic wonderment, but at the same time, remember the innocent child lost at the hands of the blood demon Hillary.

Click the Humor-Blogs.com link or Hillary Clinton will feast on another child. No joke. Do you want that on your conscience?

Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty.

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13 Responses to “Lunar Eclipse and the Ominous Portent”

  1. Fred says:

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    I think it is so nice/commendable that Hillary is trying to do something about all those unwanted children being born to women who are/would be constitutionally forbidden to abort but, alas, she is only one person so we can’t expect her to solve the problems singlehandedly.

  2. Fiar says:

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    Yeah. It’s thirsty work…

    bloodthirsty work.

  3. Fiar says:

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    It wouldn’t be so bad if they were barbecued or something, but raw – Yuck!

  4. Angie says:

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    I wondered about that…..

  5. Alex L says:

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    Wait wait wait, arent you forgetting about the pregnant lady she also attacks to get at the unborn child.

  6. don says:

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    That Sir is a despicable lie!

    I mean take a good look at the Senator’s thighs.

    OK, bad idea. Imagine the Senator’s thighs

    Do you honestly believe that an unborn baby would qualify as a Feast? A light snack perhaps.

    Don L. , Head Prevaricator, Clinton Bambino-Eruption Committee

  7. rt says:

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    I guess she likes her meat rare, eh?

    I’d hate to see what she does during a solar eclipse.

  8. BrentD says:

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    I feel sorry for Bill. With the moon in absence he couldn’t even complete his were-gerbil transformation.

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

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    Technically, the unborn are not people to her, anyway, so . . .

  10. RT says:

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    So, if they are unborn to her, does that mean the calories don’t count? Hmm…

  11. Chris C says:

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    they are not people to her because they are not old enough to vote! hehe

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