Political Humor | Lunatic Murders Amish Children in Lancaster County, PA

UPDATE: Now 5 girls dead

UPDATE#2: Looks like the useless sack of diseased meat was a kiddie diddling child molester too.

UPDATE3#: It would seem that Phelching Phred Phelps and his inbred family from the Worthlessboro “Baptist” “Church” plan to protest the funeral. Classy.

I heard this crap on the radio this morning at work. Some deranged buttfuck murdered several Amish children ages 6-13 in Lacaster county, PA this morning. At first they were saying it was in Paradise Township, but it now appears that it was Bart Township. Hearing Paradise got my attention, because I lived there for a period of time.

WGAL 8 provided me with the report.

A gunman stormed a one-room Amish schoolhouse Monday morning, barricaded it, lined up students and shot 11 of them, one teacher’s aide and then himself before police could even start negotiations.

The teacher’s aide and two students died at the scene. Another student was dead on arrival at Lancaster General Hospital. The eight other students are in critical condition. The gunman is dead.

It’s times like this that I really hope I’m wrong about the theological question. I want there to be a place for this worthless sack of skin to be eternally tormented. I wouldn’t mind a little corpse desecration as well. Hang the SOB in the town square with a sign saying, “child murderer,” until it decays and falls off the tree.

Commissioner Jeffrey Miller of the Pennsylvania State Police identified the gunman as Charles Carl Roberts IV, 32, of Bart Township. Miller said Roberts was a truck driver who delivered milk. He went to work last night and all appeared normal. Miller said Roberts took his children to the bus stop this morning and that the last time his wife saw him was at 8:45 a.m.

Who give a shit if he was a milk truck driver? Who gives a shit that he took his children to school or when his wife last saw him? What a useless paragraph.

Miller said Roberts’ wife found what appeared to be a suicide note Monday morning. She tried to contact her husband by phone but could not reach him. Later, Roberts called her and told her he would not be coming home, Miller said.

Miller said that it appears that Roberts was intent on getting revenge for something that happened 20 years ago, and it involved young females. All of the deceased, except for the shooter, were females.

“It’s obvious to us that this was a premeditated hostage scenario,” Miller said. “I believe, based on what the investigators have so far, he intended not to walk out of there alive, but he also intended to kill innocent victims.”

Terrorist. If you want to die, go right ahead. The world is better off without this maniac, but don’t take others with you. Is it too late to draw and quarter the fucker?

Before the shooting, Miller said, Roberts allowed all of the male students, three adult females who had infants and a pregnant woman to leave. That group, which included the teacher, went to a nearby farm. The teacher called police at 10:36 a.m., saying that hostages had been taken at the school.

Miller said officers responded and that Roberts, who was heavily armed, could easily see them. Miller said Roberts called Lancaster County radio and told them if state police did not remove themselves in 10 seconds, he would start shooting people. A negotiator was able to get the cell phone number that Miller had called from, and just as that negotiator was calling back, Roberts started shooting, Miller said.

Why do we negotiate with terrorists? It’s clear he was going to kill the kids anyway. Who thinks he was in a state to be reasoned with? Raise your hand. Look at the demands: “10 seconds.”

Notice that he let everyone who is not a young, defenseless, little girl leave. Not one of these children had the ability to defend against an armed adult male. Not one.

“They heard shots, multiple shots in quick succession,” Miller said.

Miller said officers had already been preparing for an assault, and that as the shots were fired they moved in. Getting inside was not easy because Roberts had blocked all doorways with two-by-fours and two-by-sixes, which he had brought with him. Officers had to climb into the schoolhouse through windows. By the time they were in, Roberts had shot students, a teacher’s aide and himself.

Miller said Roberts had forced many of the children to line up against the blackboard and that he bound their feet with wire ties and flex cuffs. Miller said that it appears when Roberts shot the children, they were shot execution-style. One of the shot females died in the arms of a state trooper, Miller said.

So he further added to his advantage by restraining the 6-13 year old girls. SIX to THIRTEEN years old! Then he executed them.

Some of the injured children, who have been transported to various hospitals, were shot in the head.

“He did a great deal of planning,” Miller said. Roberts was prepared for a “lengthy siege if you will.” If you’d like to see a list of all the weapons and material Roberts brought with him to the school, click here.

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The school, which is called the West Nickel Mine Schoolhouse, is at 4876 White Oak Road in Bart Township.

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The schoolhouse serves about 30 students from first to eighth grade. The school is among farmlands just outside the tiny village of Nickel Mines.

Sickening, just sickening. Charles Carl Roberts IV, I’m glad you’re dead. I’m pissed that you took defenseless children with you. I deeply hope there’s a Hell in which you will suffer eternally. Rot, you parasite. Rot!