Make Your Own FAQ
I was thinking about how shamefully bare my About page is, and I thought that I should fill it in some by figuring answering some frequently asked questions. The thing is, no one ever asks me questions, so none are frequently asked.
This is where I throw it over to you, my learned and intelligent readers to pose the burning questions. Just what do you want to know about me that you don’t know, or that a new reader would like to know that I haven’t posted recently. This is not an attempt at humor, at least until you mongers ruin the whole thing by asking stupid questions, like ” Is it OK to wear black knee socks with shorts?” No, it’s not.
So what are the FAQ’s? I will answer them in a post in the next day or three, and add the answers to the About page. (Unless it’s just too stupid)
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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Well you’ve already answered the black knee socks thing so how about…what made you start blogging?
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Why are you so hostile to your fellow man, monger?
Must you be so damned sarcastic all the time?
Why do you post horrific photos in your satire posts? And why do I still find amusing and sick all at the same time?
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What are some things that you DO like?
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Besides blogging, what do you do for fun?
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Are you really going to answer all FmRagtops questions? Cause he asked a bunch of ‘em…
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Yes, JT. Now ask a real question like the others have done.
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What makes you think that you are right?
Can’t I be right just once?
And here’s the important one: If Paris Hilton and Shakira got into a pillow fight wearing nightgowns from Victoria’s Secret, who would you root for and why?
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Personally, I’d root for the STDs
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What’s the difference between a link and a nuclear family? Don’t get me wrong, I like being in the Nuclear Family, but I’m just an average guy like everyone else. What can a blogger that hopes to one day be in the Nuclear Family section do to actually get there?
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What were the inspirational neuron firings behind the names Scout and Isis?
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Have you always been this way, or were you konked in the head by a giant blue slab of ice that fell out of an airplane?
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What are some things that you DO like?
What’s the difference between a link and a nuclear family? Don’t get me wrong, I like being in the Nuclear Family, but I’m just an average guy like everyone else. What can a blogger that hopes to one day be in the Nuclear Family section do to actually get there?
I just thought that I would ask my questions again in order to make them “Frequent.”
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First, NICE pic on your About page. VERY, very nice.
Here are a few questions:
Are you a native Pennsylvanian?
How old are you?
Do you have a favorite movie?
What kind of sports do you enjoy watching?
Do you play any sports?
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Why do you think you deserve a radio show?
Can I call your radio show when you take my time slot?
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Do you like cheese? If so which kind(s).