Political Humor | Man vs Politics; Twelve Months of Humor Columns

When you are facing the treacherous terrain in the political world here at Radioactive Liberty and the only weapon you are armed with is humor, you learn some very important survival tips.

Hi, I’m Chris Cameron and for the last year I’ve put myself in some rugged locations of the political realm, places anyone could get lost in. This week I’m going to show you all the ways you can survive in this difficult part of life.

(Warning: All of these situations are real and Chris is in real danger.)

The first step of survival is to get past the initial fears of failure. Is the World Ending you ask. Hard to say and even looking at it again in Part Deux doesn’t show us anything. But you aren’t here to give up, you are here to survive and make it in this rough political landscape.

Once past this tricky first hurdle you will need to eat, but be careful because you might be competing with Freegans. Freegans are like hippies but worse because of their affinity for dumpster food and lack of sharing with anyone outside their commune. Even homeless people will share to a point.

Your next step of surviving in a world devoid of political humor is to try and find some ways to make money to support your alcohol habit. You will need the perpetual inebriated state to deal with the suckling of Obama by the mainstream media. You could wait and hope Europe decides to give back the cash from the Marshall Plan, but to make it you need to take matters into your own hands. I once survived by going to Mexico and coming back as an illegal alien so try and think outside the box.

One thing to watch out for is scammers online. Thankfully, there are services like the Future Identity Blocker to protect you. There are also conspiracy theorists that you will want to avoid, especially ones that claim Disney was behind 911.

Sometimes you will need to do extreme things to survive. It might be a Presidential candidate version of the infamous Aristocrats joke. It could be creating a scenario where Hillary Clinton makes a desperate political deal with Don Corleone to win the nomination. Be prepared for anything.

There are also times when political humor must be used to help other things survive before it is too late, like Global Warming killing the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot. It can also be used to help people avoid future catastrophes like the cyclone in Myanmar.

Once your survival is pretty much secured you will find yourself having more free time, so what will you do? Most likely you will be looking to go out and meet people of the opposite sex. With Jim Marzilli’s Self-Help Dating guide you can survive one of the toughest areas of life.

Unfortunately my tips and tricks will only work when it comes to political humor and not the dating area. All I can recommend is some of that alcohol you bought earlier.

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This was Chris Cameron’s anniversary column, twelve months and fourty-seven posts later. He would like to thank everyone for the support, funny comments, and being the best fans a writer can have over the last year, no matter how deranged you all are.

You can also read his other oddness at his own humor blog, Angry Seafood.

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