[...] ladies and gentlemen to the 2008 Radioactive Liberty Presidential Debate. I’m your host, Kevin Dubrow, and before my untimely death last week, I banged heads with [...]

i can’t to see those additional VP debates that Palin promised

And how do we know Bigfoot isn’t an illegal alien?

I never said anything about free jackboots. You need to buy your own damn jackboots, although I realize it is hard to find jackboots in size double Sasquatch.

I’ll vote for you!! Jackboots for all!!

Don’t be stupid. Not a single one of you weasels works in the middle of the night.

Well, McCain is old and Obama is pushing 50…don’t old guys pee a lot at night? Isn’t that work?

(Hilarious post and spot on, by the way.)

Fiar: You’ve never taken on his party leaders either.

I know I may have asked something like this before, but can I be your secretary of state?

I’d vote for you but you’re a smart ass. I only vote for dumb asses. It makes me feel good about myself. Just give me a butterfly ballot, I don’t care. No matter which chad is left hanging, I’m sure to have voted for one.

I could not help but think about these debates as the first HDTV debates. A large screen HDTV image of Mr. McCain’s with his plastic-like makeup is quite striking. It is probably a combination of his complexion and the makeup, but quite honestly, he looks ghost-like. Scary.

“McCain: We’ve got to show moral support for Georgia.”

After that ass whoopin’ Alabama put on em two weeks ago, they need it.