McCartney is Glad Obama Knows What a Library Is
So Paul McCartney received the Gershwin Prize from the Library of Congress the other day. He was the third recipient of the award by the way, the first two being Paul Simon and Stevie Wonder.
And since the event was held at the White House, naturally it would be unprofessional for the Knight of the Beatles to avoid a swipe at Bush (one might even argue unsporting).
He sauntered up to the mic as moonbat wings fluttered on his back:
“This is a fantastic honor…the Gershwin family to give me this incredible award, and for me to be awarded it by the Library of Congress, and in fact after the last eight years, it’s great to have a president who knows what a library is.”
Oh Paul you quintessential man of humor. Nobody comes up with a bash Bush joke quite like you.
There were bash Bush jokes
And I never heard them mentioned
No I never heard them mentioned
Until there was you
The jokes are as old as your songs.
And frankly, if you are getting a lifetime achievement award consider it the equivalent of an actor doing a kids movie.
You jumped the shark a long time ago. Like Wings long time ago.
But since McCartney mentioned how great the President is, maybe we should think positive. We should stress what is great about Obama.
It’s great to have a President that knows what a dog-leg left is.
It is also great to have a President that now knows where the oil spill is. The reason why it took him this long to figure it out is because he thought the disaster was off the coast of the fifty-seventh state.
It also didn’t help that Joe Biden first suggested Obama look under the furniture for the oil spill.
And while we are at it, why not look at what was great about past Democratic Presidents before Obama…
It was great that Bill Clinton knew the hot spots for picking up the ladies.
It was great that Jimmy Carter knew so much about peanuts.
It was great that Lyndon Johnson knew about Vietnam War escalation.
So maybe a President that knows what a library is a step in the right direction for liberals. Now that’s what I call progress.
Or progressive for you moonbats keeping score at home.
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Chris Cameron is a writer, columnist, and reporter for Radioactive Liberty. You can also catch his other works of famous literature at Angry Seafood.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack Obama. Paul McCartney, Gershwin Prize, Humor, Politics
2004–2012
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Word on my street is that the next recipient of the Gershwin Prize will be Yusuf Islam (aka Steven Demetre Georgiou, aka Cat Stevens) Other words on the street say Obambi will take him off the no fly list to take a crap on the oval office carpet that George W. Bush had installed, and remains, and everyone will be required to bow to the crap in the Oval Office.
Oh wait, everyone already bows to the crap in the Oval Office.
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I thought Obama was the one doing all the bowing?
On a side note, how does Paul Simon beat out Robert Plant?
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Dog leg left. Isn’t that what’s still uneaten after the Obama family has dinner, or is that the Vietnamese family down the street I’m thinking of? I always get all my foreigners confused.
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On a side note, how does Paul Simon beat out Robert Plant?
Yeah. Especially when he did “Radioactive” with The Firm.
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[...] McCartney is Glad Obama Knows What a Library Is [...]
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@Les: That was Jimmy Page. The singer in The Firm was Paul Rodgers, the guy from Bad Company
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Damn, Fiar’s right. Trying to keep all those foreigners straight IS difficult. Well, I guess I really don’t have any problem with George Harrison getting an award and singing to Laura Bush in the White House. He’s a better choice than Cat Stevens or Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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How brilliant of you Les to not allow any comments on the next post. BRILLIANT!!! It’s like soccer, NO ONE CAN WIN.
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Great rants. Where’s the spill in the oval office? Bet Bill could find it—it is oily when you think about it!