We here at Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty strive to bring you the best political analysis that our collective, and vastly superior minds can bring. As a result, the logical thing to do is to compress the opinions of all 3 of our contributors into one, single, superconcentrated dose of conservative opinion.
We will be bringing this feature on a weekly basis. All participants will get about 50 or 60 words each. Please use as directed, consult your physician if you suffer from heart conditions, or suffer abdominal pain. Normal side effects include dizziness, nausea, and rectal bleeding. This week we cover:
McCain’s New Epiphany on Global Warming/Climate Change
Chris: Is McCain still running as a Republican? I thought he might have joined some hippie third party after hearing that speech. Or Al Gore hooked him up with some cash. If he doesn’t win the general election he gets my vote for Most Pandering Politician of 2008.
Fiar: First, there is no need for a dirty hippie third party. They already have the Democrats. Second, McCain is a maverick. A man of principle, who is unafraid to oppose the conservative base. Even if it’s on every, single, solitary issue. I will welcome our fourth straight Democrat President in November. Whomever that may be.
Les: Maverick, huh. Which definition fits best?
- A Marvel Comic’s Super Hero? Definitely not.
- An unbranded or feral bovine? Maybe.
- A roller coaster ride? Possibly.
- A former Senator who coined the word “Gobbledygook”? Getting warmer.
- A current Senator who use to be pro-choice? Bingo!
I have faith in an old man who can so deftly leap from bandwagon to bandwagon.
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3 responses so far ↓
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Chris C.
// May 17, 2008 at 9:46 pm
This feature looks like it will be a lot of fun.
Oh and to our faithful readers, there is more then just one talking point. The other two this week are about the polar bears and the very-helpful energy bill going through Congress.
So if you can’t count that’s three talking points every week.
You won’t see this kind of stuff on Daily KOS that’s for sure because RL is more gooder.
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Les James
// May 17, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Who said there was nothing to do on a Sat. night?
Wait a second, let me go back and re-read your comment. Humm…
Ah, Chris, I thought this was only a weekly thing. You mean I’m going to have try to come up with 3 different ideas every 7 days?
Wow.
I’m sure glad Fiar gave me that raise. He told me I could have 3 times more, but I said I’d be happy with 20%. I’m not greedy you know.
Opps, I don’t think I was suppose to let you know that. Sorry, Bro.
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Nightcrawler
// May 18, 2008 at 12:00 am
LOL… Good stuff! I always enjoy visiting your site…
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