I’m just going to say it, Michael Jackson would still be alive if we only had a government run health care system. Even as a stanch, radical right-wing, hate mongering, gun hugging, racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic bastard, I must coincide this to be the truth. You might be skeptical. I can understand. I was too, but now I see the reality of this situation, in the compact florescent light that shines from the Chosen One.
The fact is, Jackson had access to the best medical minds in the world, but he wanted to use a live-in doctor and a host of “friends” to provide for his “medical” needs. Jacko could afford insurance, could afford tests, could afford hospital stays, could afford mental health practitioners. Dammit, he could afford to live a long and healthy life, but he still made bad decisions. And it killed him. This is just plain wrong. The system is sick and Obama will doctor it up.
Under the Obama Universal Care for Health System (O.U.C.H.S.), those decisions would have rightly been taken out of the hands of Michael Jackson and his doctors, and put in the hands of highly capable GS grade, bean counting, government employees. This program will be covered by the Directed Oversight Guidelines Insuring Plans Of Obama (D.O.G.I.P.O.O.). Under these guidelines, Jackson would never have gotten his paws on the those killing drugs, because they cost too much. So they wouldn’t have been authorized in the first place. And he’d still be alive today.
Obama could have saved this gifted man-child. Saint Michael could have grown old and maybe grown-up. He would still be tucking little guys into his bed after they eat cookies and drink “Jesus Juice”. We might have even seen the boy taken out of Michael, but probably would have never seen Michael …
Wait a frikken second. Forget what I said.
Long live the Evil Capitalist Health Care System!
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4 responses so far ↓
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Chris C
// Jul 8, 2009 at 3:43 am
Does the system include enablers who allow people to abuse prescription drugs?
If not then it needs to be added to the health care bill. Demerol makes you feel very nice after all despite the fact it could kill you.
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Les James
// Jul 8, 2009 at 8:05 pm
It sure should. But…
I’ve never been opposed to stupid people taking all the drugs they want, not wearing seat belts, motorcycle helmets, drinking and playing Russian Roulette or any other form of recreation they can conceive of, as long as they don’t hurt the innocent or cost me any money. Since we don’t live in my universe, I guess Chris, the answer is no.
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