Mongering Ain’t Easy
You know, being a hatemonger is hard work. I slave tirelessly, night and day to bring you the most offensive and reprehensible content that I can, and it just never seems to be enough. I wish I had more time to comment on the blogs of others, but I know spewing my seething hatred down the throat of the world is my calling, and I dutifully answer that call.
I think most people don’t understand what a strain on me it is to be so riddled with hate all the time. They don’t know about the migraines, and the back pain. Yes, hatemongering takes a physical, as well as psychological toll.
I don’t think it’s fair to say that I hate being a hatemonger. It’s who I am, after all, but just know that I do this for you, and for America. Every visit to Radioactive Liberty foils a terrorist plot somewhere, or kills a terrorist dead. I’m doing my part to keep America safe. Every comment is a defeat for the Democrats, and since we know that the Democrats are flagrant supporters of terrorism, every comment is a knife in the heart of terrorism as well.
People suck. Think about how many people there are in America alone. Over 300 million, and yet, how many care that they are supporting terrorism by not paying their daily visit to Radioactive Liberty? You loyal readers are true patriots, but everyone else has earned every bit of scorn and contempt I vomit in their direction.
I annihilate the lines of decency and respect so you don’t have to. No matter what you say, you will always have an out, whether it be, “FIAR started it,” or, “If you think that’s bad, you should see what FIAR said.” Either way, you can sleep soundly at night knowing that I am more of a reprobate than you are. You can look in the mirror knowing that at least you haven’t sunk as low as I have.
I’m doing my part to protect America. Are you?
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Category: Humor
2004–2012
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I hate this post! This post is stupid!
Hows that? I’m trying to be more like you.
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Oh captain, my captain! You suck! I hope your boat sinks and you drown!
Just doing my small part to defeat democrats, and by default, terrorists.
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Oh, and there is an ongoing flame-war at Shoot A Liberal if you care to join in. I better go tell Dr. Phat Tony. He got mad when we didn’t tell him about the last one.
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I hate your hatemonger-mongering. Hatemonger!
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[...] FIAR says Mongering Ain’t Easy! Indeed [...]
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What is this? You trying to be a warm and fuzzy beaver-kissing-monger? I condemn your flip-flopping-mongerizm.
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I AM a beaver-kissing-monger!
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Beaver-mongering? Maybe I have a one-track mind.
Keep spewing hate and I will do my best to support the hate by visiting and leaving dumb comments…not spam.
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I will keep spewing the hate to protect the American dream of unlimited bacon and 12 cent/gallon gasoline.
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I remember my mom ordering $3 worth of gas and just about filling up the Rambler. Damn.
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Your are a mongering monger.
The worst kind, I hear.
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I hate your jokes, they are so funny.
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Poop!
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No JT, we’ve already stolen our battlecry from you, and it’s: BACON!!!!
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That’s what I meant to type.
It was a botched joke.
It wasn’t my fault.
It was yours.
Bacon!!!
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It’s not JT’s fault you are too stupid to know what he meant, and he will NOT apologize for YOUR stupidity.
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You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you say poop when you meant to say BACON.
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POOPY BACON!1!
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Of course I’m doing my part.
I’m here aren’t I?
It would indeed be ironic if you did hate being a hate monger.
And saying poopy bacon is sacralige, btw.
Turning bacon into poop the old-fashioned way is ok, however.
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So that would be BACON POOP, then?
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fm, Eew. I wonder if that would make your mongeroids bleed? Is there a treatment for such a condition?
Von, you’re a potty mouth to say that. Go wash your mouth with lard.
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Your all a bunch of Poopy bacon Mongers!!! You guys suck and I hate all of you!! May all you children turn out to be democrats!! I HATE YOU!\1\
did i do good?
btw I agree with jimmy boy, no sacrelege of bacon, you must worship bacon and eat it!!
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I hate hate. I think.
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I just got sent to this site a couple of days ago and I hate you already…
Is that the way this thing works? lol
MORE BEAVERMONGERING!!
and someone pass the bacon, please?
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Hawk, well played! Well played indeed.
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Yes, hawk, you will make a fine addition to our monger horde.
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I hate you Hawk, you well playing monger…
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And, oh yeah…welcome to the horde…
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