Everyone is complaining about skyrocketing gas prices lately. I’m not big on conservation for any reason other than, how much money it helps keep in my wallet, but I had an Idea on how to conserve some gas, and thus save some money.

That’s right – Stay in bed!

The Sleepmaster Cross Country handles well in all environments, whether urban, suburban, or rural. It Functions in any weather conditions, and accommodates two adults, three dogs, and a seven year old kid. Best of all the Sleepmaster gets unlimited miles per gallon. In fact, it doesn’t even use gasoline. The Sleepmaster is the perfect way to save a few bucks at the pump.

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