Imagine the most impenetrable, hi-tech, state of the art bank vault. That is my brain. Unfortunately, the vault only has 3 sides. All the intelligent thoughts look around, and say, “Hey, guys! One side is wide open,” and rapidly make their exit.
The stupid thoughts, however, say, “It’s hopeless! We’ll never get out of here. This is an impenetrable, hi-tech, state of the art bank vault. We’ll never escape. Ever.” They throw up their hands in dismay and take up permanent residence in my brain.
This is how the intelligent thoughts never remain in my brain, but if the information is useless, worthless, and completely, utterly pointless, it stays locked away, safe and sound, for all of eternity.
2004–2008
10 responses so far ↓
1
Sssteve
// Oct 5, 2006 at 1:00 pm
I thought Vault was a drink by Coca Cola?
2
Redneck
// Oct 5, 2006 at 1:14 pm
“Vault” is what you do with a long pole.
Heh. I said “pole.”
hehe
*snicker*
3
fmragtops
// Oct 5, 2006 at 1:21 pm
What? Do you think you’re special? I think everybody’s mind works that way.
4
jt
// Oct 5, 2006 at 1:50 pm
This post was almost as good as the one about how it would be easier to pick your nose if your nostrils were bigger.
Keep up the good work…
5
von
// Oct 5, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I was able to see the blowhole on that!!1!
6
FIAR
// Oct 5, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Almost as good, JT? I thought it was 10 times better.
FM, Yes. I am special, and dammit, people like me.
Von, I have to admit this time I didn’t see the blowhole. I’ll double check though.
Heh, “pole”
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von
// Oct 5, 2006 at 2:32 pm
It’s just so funny that I think I’m going to have to post it on at least three or four other threads…
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SeanS
// Oct 6, 2006 at 4:22 am
That’s why I come to this site. If the smart thoughts stuck around, this would just be Drudge all over again.
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