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Just like this past Thanksgiving, Les and Fiar ran out the door leaving me to create a post on one of the biggest holidays of the year, Christmas.

I’m not even getting paid to do this.

[Chris shakes fist at sky]

Oh wait, Fiar left his liquor cabinet open again. Oooh Southern Comfort and Wild Turkey? You shouldn’t have. Merry Christmas me. Now where are those shot glasses?

Now that I have thrown back a few shots I am going to do something I rarely do: a blog bandwagon-type post, specifically a wish list. Here we go.

Fiar: A pet hippie you can beat whenever you like. Since moonbats think humans are the root of all evil in the happy magical land of Gaia then isn’t Fiar simply helping them reach their goal with repeated beatings of said smelly 60’s left-overs? Buy a friend the gift of a pet hippie and you will achieve . You will.

Les: You get the gift of picking out the pet hippie for Fiar. Take your time though there are so many good ones to choose from. Make sure the pick is housebroken too if you can.

JumpOut: What else? The best Taser money can buy. I’ll go on to someone else as you are probably anxious to try your new toy out on some unsuspecting moonbats.

Barack Obama: Your real birth certificate. Now you can shut up all these idiots who think you are not a US citizen. I don’t know why they continue on with this madness. You will find ways to f^^k things up all by yourself without any help from the right-wing moonbats and their conspiracies. I have the utmost faith in you Barack to fail on your own merits.

AGW Believers (The Global Warming people): The complete DVD set of Little House on the Prairie. Since this was the last time humans used wind, solar, and water power pretty much exclusively it would be a great guide on how to live in the future.

Massachusetts Voters: The new movie Taxachusetts II: This Time We’re Taking All of It. By voting 70-30% in favor of keeping the state income tax, you have told your political leaders that you are in favor of being taxed at will. Good luck with that.

Gay People Offended By The Pope’s Remarks On Gender Roles: A reality check. Were you expecting him to say something favorable to your cause? He’s the Pope. If anything you should laugh at his remarks as they came a good six weeks after the hype that would have gotten him more press coverage. Plus, he picked one of the slowest news days of the year to make his comments. No worries.

Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Hanukkah,  well wishes for any other way you celebrate this time of year. Enjoy the day and safe travels.

Chris Cameron writes this weekly column every Thursday here at RadioactiveLiberty. He also has his own humor blog Angry Seafood.

More Christmas Humor:

* Obama Night Before Christmas Parody
* Holiday Gift Ideas
* Does Santa Claus Hate the Jews?
* 12 Days of Christmas Parody
* Democrats Should Run the North Pole