“Report: Alzheimer’s To Hit 1-In-8 Boomers”…
Sounds like a bunch of BS to me, so I wrote a lengthy, articulate reply,
by the time I was finished, couldn’t remember where I saw the article.

Clueless campaigning….
Obama says Al Queda [the base of the spine] in Afghanistan was the only problem,
thousands upon thousands of accidental deaths worldwide have been mistakenly credited to this fundamental religious sect.

What Rights?
Illegal immigrants are being advised to remain silent to protect “their rights”
Where do these “rights” come from? What are they?

Dumbocretins are the masters…
of Whigmaleeries and pompous, ego inflating ceremonialism,

Obama-Clinton; Clinton-Obama ticket…
What a deal,
Two losers for 1 vote.

“Fairness Doctrine” for TV…
All of the Jack Asses [dumbocretins] have to wear,
large jack Ass ears to shatter the illusion of objectivity.

“Presidential Dumbocretins Debate”…
should really be called “candidate interviews”
Both have positions so similar, there isn’t much to talk about.

Iran calls new UN sanctions `worthless’,
that is one correct answer, 999 incorrect answers;
no matter how idiotic or misinformed, accidents happen.

Better Campaign slogan…
“Solutions for America” is a generous stretch of the truth,
“Delusions for America” or illusions is more accurate and concise.

NBC casts ex-POW Arizona senator as murdering cannibal-
Could you even comprehend the lawsuits and arm breakers and worse,
that would have been turned loose, if the subject was the Gov. of
Arkansas and this was released during his candidacy?

I wore out the man-g, just going al fresco now. Jeans with buttons, no zippers.

Chris, Thanks for the kind words.

Edward, I’ll consider your offer. I’ll be in contact with you, but I need to think it over a bit at the current time.

RT, Fresh meat indeed. Bacon!®

Alex, I hope you enjoy it.

Rich, Good to see you around again Buddy. You know, when you talk about running around in your G-string banana hammock all the time, it only stands to reason that you would see Gay everywhere.

Drunk Driving accidents kill 17,000 people a year…
“Duh Media” forgets to mention this or any other statistical data,
The only figure is the number killed and wounded in Iraq,
If we bring the troops home from Iraq, terrorists will not follow because they can’t fly airplanes: OOPS!

“I take pleasure in………… a good poking. I hope you do too.”

Great. Now this place will become a prOn blog. I’m cool with that. Just don’t post any homo stuff. Unless it’s girl on girl. That’s hot.

Look forward to reading your works.

Please see comments posted above.
I have 85 pages, there is never a shortage of material.

Eddie 8=)

This is the stuff I write. All original and created by me. I use satire, intelligence, wit. plays on words and double entrende.

Would you have a spot for me to post?

sample:

FooxNews “great” reporting…
The U.S. MAY have a high value terrorist target,
He MAY be at Gitmo,
Knowing that info helps whom? Whose boots is Foox trying to lick?

This Election cycle…
The question is not what party do you favor ?
The only winner from this election will be the Liberal party,
The biggest losers will be citizens, voters and taxpayers.

Jerkeley, CA dislikes U.S. Marines…
From Iraq, we should send them 100 Terrorists,
let them televise decapitations, torture, mayhem and destruction,
The Jerkeley City Council would beg for Marines, if any council member were still alive.

“Ted Kennedy Dumps Fuel into Nantucket Sound”…
In doing so, he has earned the title ”Senile Senator from Assa”.
He forgot about his “emotional enviormentalism” and laws that prevent toxic waste dumping in Ocean enviorments.

US Constitution Article 4…
SECTION. 4. The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.
Pratical Question…
How can the states be protected from Invasion without the Armed Forces?
Should citizens be issued sling shots?

Niche Marketing…
A large domestic financial card maker is hitting a specific population,
their new product is called an “open bum” card,
guess what group it is aimed at.

NPR/pBS…
Their views are controversial, so is their public funding,
Tax monies belong elsewhere, let them be funded by their audience.

Shameless Shillary in that White Building:
Another 3 am phone call…
At least she was in bed alone,
female private secretary and female intern of the week were excluded from the ad.

Assuming George III [W] is literate…
How much money is he being paid and by whom to leave the Southern border of the US open?
Could it just be Mexico,Saudia Arabia, or is the UN involved also?
What is causing him to shirk mandatory Constitutional responsibility.

The meaning of AP…
You think Associated Press is the answer,
It can also be Asinine Perspective, both are interchangeable,
Reporters should be called “Illusionists”,and/or “Distorters”.

Hillary Rotten Clinton…
The most popular National Socialist since Adolph Hitler!
WW II was fought because this option is NOT a “Solution for
America”.

Obama’s “Pasture”…
In this country, any fool can call himself a Pasture,
he has now been put out to one, where he belongs,
a “minister” so full of love, joy, peace.

“House Creates Much Needed Ethics Panel”
Speaker Pelosi’s Office says, Rep. Barney Franks will chair the committee.

RSVP.
Thank you fr your time,

Eddie

Mmmmm, fresh meat.

Umm, welcome.