The new recliner is good.
The new recliner is great.
The new recliner is mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
All Mine!
No Rotten Children,
Are we straight?
New Recliner Rules
July 16th, 2007 by Fiar · 17 Comments ·
Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·
2004–2008
17 responses so far ↓
1
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm
It’s youngun’s when you’re not there, Fiar.
2
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 16, 2007 at 10:36 pm
and the dogs’
3
kate
// Jul 17, 2007 at 12:43 am
Ewww. Dog slobber.
Enjoy that recliner, Fitch.
4
Wild Bill
// Jul 17, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I touched your recliner, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
5
Skul
// Jul 17, 2007 at 9:56 pm
WILL BILL!!! NOoooo!!
Now go wash your hands. Eew!
6
Wild Bill
// Jul 18, 2007 at 11:08 am
My finger smells funny now, yuck!
7
FIAR
// Jul 18, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Dammit, Wild Bill! You got beer and gravy everywhere.
8
richj
// Jul 18, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I’m touching it right now, but I don’t think that’s gravy. OMG, I think it’s Wild Bill’s special sauce! And there’s pr0n in the VCR!
I just threw up a little on the recliner. Sorry.
9
FIAR
// Jul 18, 2007 at 8:23 pm
You jerks are ruining my new recliner!
10
Uber
// Jul 18, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Not even gonna tell ya what I did on it. haha
11
Uber
// Jul 18, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Oh yeah, forgot to ask…where is FM????
12
Joe Simmons (Slow Joe)
// Jul 19, 2007 at 1:00 am
FIAR, I misplaced a tube of lubricant and a hand towel. Will you check in the cushions of your new recliner please? Thanks in advance.
13
richj
// Jul 19, 2007 at 1:26 am
Why is it that when Uber says “Not even gonna tell ya what I did on it”, it sounds hot? If I said it, it would just be gross. I guess the imagination works in mysterious ways.
14
Insolublog
// Jul 19, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Good. Now sit back, relax and don’t be upset about any obligations that may have been foisted upon you by others.
15
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 19, 2007 at 10:21 pm
He’s reclined and not inclined to think about the rest of us. Selfish bastard.
16
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 20, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Did your recliner swallow you whole?
17
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jul 20, 2007 at 11:28 pm
If you don’t get up out of the recliner, you will become attached. The EMT’s will have to cut you out of it. You’ll be in the news, and it won’t be a good thing.
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