New Recliner Rules
The new recliner is good.
The new recliner is great.
The new recliner is mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
All Mine!
No Rotten Children,
Are we straight?
Category: Pointless Nonsense
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It’s youngun’s when you’re not there, Fiar.
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and the dogs’
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Ewww. Dog slobber.
Enjoy that recliner, Fitch.
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I touched your recliner, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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WILL BILL!!! NOoooo!!
Now go wash your hands. Eew!
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My finger smells funny now, yuck!
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Dammit, Wild Bill! You got beer and gravy everywhere.
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I’m touching it right now, but I don’t think that’s gravy. OMG, I think it’s Wild Bill’s special sauce! And there’s pr0n in the VCR!
I just threw up a little on the recliner. Sorry.
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You jerks are ruining my new recliner!
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Not even gonna tell ya what I did on it. haha
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Oh yeah, forgot to ask…where is FM????
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FIAR, I misplaced a tube of lubricant and a hand towel. Will you check in the cushions of your new recliner please? Thanks in advance.
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Why is it that when Uber says “Not even gonna tell ya what I did on it”, it sounds hot? If I said it, it would just be gross. I guess the imagination works in mysterious ways.
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Good. Now sit back, relax and don’t be upset about any obligations that may have been foisted upon you by others.
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He’s reclined and not inclined to think about the rest of us. Selfish bastard.
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Did your recliner swallow you whole?
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If you don’t get up out of the recliner, you will become attached. The EMT’s will have to cut you out of it. You’ll be in the news, and it won’t be a good thing.