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May 17th, 2006 by Fiar · 11 Comments ·

Am I the only one that thinks the new Tool Album sounds like Lateralus remixed? I mean like they literally recycled the album by taking apart the songs and putting them back together. I’m becoming more and more convinced that’s exactly what they did, and that they did it just to see if they could get away with it.

Congratulations. You did. I heard it’s the #1 selling album right now.

Still, I really wish I could have got tickets to their show tonight. They sound outstanding live.

So who else thinks 10000 Days is Lateralus remixed?

Tags: Useless Entertainment ·

11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jt // May 17, 2006 at 11:59 am

    I have heard that from a few people - and haven’t bought the album yet for that reason…

  • 2 RichJ // May 17, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    Tool has a new album out? Who knew? I thought I was still listening to their old stuff.

  • 3 von // May 17, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    I haven’t heard it yet, but when I do, I will let you know…

  • 4 FIAR // May 17, 2006 at 6:26 pm

    I didn’t think it was just me.

  • 5 The Cranky Insomniac // May 18, 2006 at 3:26 am

    Dude, how can you say that? It’s a brand new sound for Tool! It’s full of really heavy riffs, has odd time signatures, and on a bunch of the songs Maynard’s vocals are quiet in the verses and loud in the choruses. A totally different vibe from anything else they’ve done!

    I have to say, I do like it, though.

    -Cranky

    PS: I got an advance copy of the new Angels and Airwaves album - I guess it’s the new band from blink182’s singer. Not a fan.

  • 6 FIAR // May 18, 2006 at 9:14 am

    It’s a brand new sound for Tool!

    I hope (and assume) you are being sarcastic. It is a great album, on its own, with no context, but if you’re familiar with Lateralus it loses it’s shine. Lateralus is a masterpiece, and to follow it up they just did a remix.

  • 7 The Cranky Insomniac // May 18, 2006 at 10:26 pm

    Uh, yeah, I was being sarcastic.

    This must be why I never get put in the first group at the carnival of comedy…

  • 8 FIAR // May 19, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    I know you were, Cranky. I just wanted to make sure everyone else knew.

  • 9 The Cranky Insomniac // May 19, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    I know you know I was, FIAR. I just wanted to make sure everyone else knew that I knew you knew.

  • 10 FIAR // May 19, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    I know you knew I….

    Forget it. My head hurts.

  • 11 The Cranky Insomniac // May 21, 2006 at 1:20 am

    That’s probably from listening to all that head banging music. Take two Yanni songs and call me in the morning.

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