If they were bigger, you could pick your nose more easily.
Nostrils
September 13th, 2006 by Fiar · 10 Comments ·
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1 Aggressive Tendencies :: Digging Deep :: September :: 2006 // Sep 13, 2006 at 6:07 pm
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rt
// Sep 13, 2006 at 7:22 pm
That or you could store coins or other such pocket stuff in a lint-free environment.
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LittleOrangeFox
// Sep 13, 2006 at 8:49 pm
you must be running out of stuff to blog about man =P
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richj
// Sep 13, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Speaking for myself, I have rather robust nostrils, and I had nothing I wanted to blog about today until Fitch decided to share his nose picking thoughts. I had to post something to get me to the top of the blogrolls…atleast for a little while.
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kate
// Sep 13, 2006 at 11:41 pm
My ex-h used to always say he was going to write a book and title it, “Don’t Pick Your Nose at Red Lights”.
Ever since he’s said that, I’ve noticed sooooo many people who just dig for gold up their nose. It’s really disgusting.
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von
// Sep 14, 2006 at 9:36 am
I beg to differ. If nostrils were smaller, you wouldn’t get many boogers at all, there would be practically no need to pick. Loser!
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FIAR
// Sep 14, 2006 at 10:07 am
Foxy, I have plenty to blog about, but due to time constraints, I had to pick one and just one. I picked this one, and I picked a winner. This is pure gold. I can’t beleive that you would sneeze at my topic selection like that.
Von, you small nostril monger!
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Purple Avenger
// Sep 14, 2006 at 6:07 pm
I find 4″ sheetrock screws overcome any nostril/finger size disparity. Greenlee makes some nice ship augers in smaller sizes too.
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jimmyb
// Sep 19, 2006 at 11:34 am
What if you just had smaller hands?
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FIAR
// Sep 19, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Oh, sure. Then you’ll be writing a post: “Hands. If they were bigger then I could shoot a bigger caliber.” And I’ll say, how you gonna pick your nose with your freakish ballon hands? You’re going to need bigger nostrils.
I just pwned you, Jimmy.
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