[...] FIAR at Radioactive Liberty presents Not Dead While Canadian: A Heinous Crime [...]

Oh, it is soooo ON NOW!

Eh.

When I get back next week, you just watch your back.

Just remember, we’re on top and we’ll always be on top!

Anyhow, thanks for my weekend laugh, and yes, “the game” is hockey to me. Is there any other sport?

It’s great to see Wonder Woman back at it, and I concur with her, intelligence, wit, and all that stuff is a crime up here.

Wonder why I’ve never been jailed???

As a not-dead Canadian, I have to say nice article, eh?

Oh God, Wonder woman, did you just mention baseball to Fitch? Oh he is really gonna flip out now!

Hey, what’s with the hate for America, Jr? This makes me mad– like somebody picking on my little brother. My unemployed drop-out loser ice-fishing drunk unintelligible little brother.

I’m disappointed in you, FIAR.

Don’t even joke, Fitch…being intelligent, witty, funny, sexy, and sarcastic is in fact a crime in Canada. Lucky for me, most of the authorities are too steeped in mind-numbing Liberalism to catch on to any of it. Sam is luckier because British Columbians spend so much time being stoned, they don’t notice either.

As for what you should wear…maple syrup and a smile. And you might as well never go back to work

ps…I’ll have you know, “the game” in my house ALWAYS refers to baseball. Hockey sucks…and saying that is another crime, punishable by death in this country.

They have hockey, lacrosse, and a whole lotta nuthin’. Screw ‘em!

Umm, guess this is a bad time to tell you my grandmom is from British Columbia, eh?