Political Humor | Note to President Bush on Illegal Immigrants

I don’t give a crap about the wants, needs, desires, rights, hopes, dreams, or intentions of any criminal invader. If you can’t get that straight, then resign. Now. Today. Cheney will do just fine running the country for the next two years.

If someone breaks into my home, I don’t give two flips if he’s hungry, cold, tired, sick, dying, just looking to make a better life, or what. I care that he broke into, invaded, and trespassed in my home. If he wanted my help, he should have asked. My sympathy disappears the moment my property is violated.

If someone wants to invade my home, my priority is to protect my home. My second priority is to send a message, “Don’t break into my home.” This means that if the offending criminal doesn’t make a swift and voluntary exit, he will pay. If he lives, he will regret the day he violated my property. He may be crippled, or comatose, or a vegetable, or need a bag to trap his bodily waste for the rest of his life.

No kidding here. No exaggeration. Get out, or pay.

By the same token, the “undocumented workers” in our country are criminals, violating my country’s property. The difference is, I actually try to keep them out, with crazy new inventions like walls, and locked doors. I even have a few dogs that, at the very least, will alert me of something amiss. I’m not sure Isis wouldn’t attack on her own, too. So I have a physical construct to keep people out, and a system to alert me when things aren’t as they should be.

Why is it so hard to extrapolate this analogy to our borders? The Illegal invaders are no different that the person who breaks into your home. No different at all. They may want to make a better life, and that’s fine, but don’t break into my home to do it.

I don’t care why they want to be here, and I refuse to be told I’m better off with criminals invading my home than I would be without criminals invading my home. That’s what you’re tryig to tell us. We’re better off with criminal invaders than we are without them. Bull!

Shoot to kill. They want to break in. Shoot to kill. I’m not exaggerating. Shoot to kill. That won’t take much training to get a few hundred thousand people to man the borders with one simple order. Shoot to kill. Want to invade? You’re dead, or very lucky. Shoot to kill. Shoot to kill. Shoot to kill.

I may be accused of being extreme, but when someone invades your home, would it seem extreme to pull your weapon and fire? Perhaps to some, but not to me. These people are invaders. I do not care what they want. Shoot to kill.

Get it through your head, you shit-sucking, corrupt politicians. Build a wall. Shoot to kill. They are invaders. Invaders, not an asset. Shoot to kill.

They are invaders, not immigrants. Immigrants come here legally. They are criminals. Do I really need to repeat myself?

Shoot to kill.

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Immigration, border, Illegal immigration, Bush