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Washington, DC (AP) The Obama Administration has filed in a District Of Columbia Court for divorce. This comes on the heels of a trial separation that began just hours after the country’s first black President was sworn-in.

“This marriage has been on the rocks for sometime. It just isn’t working for us,” said David Alexrod, Presidential teleprompter text loading guru. “We’ve tried to work things out, but sometimes you just got to make a clean break, a start fresh.” Axlerod continued.

Right wing pundits were quick to point-out that they thought this was inevitable. “I predicted six months ago this would be the case,” stated the over-rated conservative hate-monger and Fox News propagandist, Sean Hannity. “It’s not in the liberal’s make-up to be joined like that. They just don’t have the same sense of commitment as conservatives.”

When asked about Hannity’s statement, Axlerod said, “No one should bother listening to that big, fat liar. Everyone knows that Fox is only interested in criticizing the Obama Administration. We didn’t even know it would go this far until a few weeks ago.” He rolled his eyes and then said, “What, does he have a crystal ball?” Axlerod went on to explain the administration was sighting “irreconcilably difference” as the reason for seeking this action.

“I guess we underestimated the situation. We’ve been doing that a lot lately,” said VP Joe Biden.

The other party is not expected to contest, and according to inside sources, the Obama Administration’s divorcement from reality should be finalized within ninety days. Reality could not be reached for comment, but is thought to be on vacation with Common Sense.

This is week three of the Limbaugh Challenge. We’ve not heard a word from him. Come-on Rush, just drop us an email if nothing else. It’s all right to admit you read Radioactive Liberty.