Welcome to Obama Care. Any day now you’ll be able to walk into a doctor’s office, health clinic, or hospital, and receive absolutely free medical treatment.

Huh? Come -on, I’m trying to write here. What? Are you sure? Well, alright.

I guess I was wrong. In about four years, you’ll be able to get free… Hang on.

What now? You got to stop interrupting. Really?

I’m wrong again. You’ll only receive free health care, if you don’t pay into the tax system. Everyone else is going to get soaked.

Do I have that right at least? No? Oh, okay, but this is the last time.

If you pay nothing in income tax , AND you don’t drive a car, don’t pay electric bills, or make any purchases what so ever, Then you might get free health care.

Yeah thanks for your “valuable” input . Just shut-up and let me tell this will you?

No, not you… Fiar. Have you wondered where he’s been? I’ll tell you. He’s been bugging the hell out of me while I trying to write this post, that’s where.

What? No you can’t watch pay per view porn on my TV. Yeah, I know there’s no more beer or cheese puffs, you saw to that. Don’t blow your nose on the curtains!

Sorry. Look, the point I’m trying to make is…

Holy crap, show tunes? I don’t care if it’s  punk covers, it’s still show tunes. Next you’re going to tell me you blog about wedding dresses.

I apologize… again.  Looks like I won’t be able to give you my usual spot-on analysis this week.  But I will part with this: Obama Care, Cap and Trade, a Value Added Tax and higher income taxes vs The Thing that Won’t Leave. I’m not sure which is worse.

Ahhh! What crawled up your butt and died? Don’t sit there laughing. It’s not funny…

There. I told you, you’d regret  putting your picture up for me to copy and paste.

I own some blogs here and there. Sometimes I even post.

Category: Political Humor Tags: Cap and Trade, Conservative Satire, fiar, Health Care Humor, Higher income taxes, Humour, Obama Care, Political Humor, Value Added Tax, VAT