Obama Coins? Screw That!
Are you sick of hearing about Obama-mania? Tired of all the Chosen One’s infomercials? Me too.
Obama merchandise is everywhere. Bobble heads, thongs, Barack Obama photos, coins, plates, sheets, baseball cards, the list seems endless. You’d think you were in Jerusalem during Easter and these guys were selling pieces of the cross. Even Billy Mays has gotten in on the act. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any of that shit.
Hi, I’m Les James. I’ve never tried to sell you anything but today I want to share with you, an alternative means of helping you to stimulate the economy. If you’re a conservative like I am, you want to spend you hard earned cash on cool stuff that you want, not crap that’s shoved down your throats.
Liberals are weak and will buy anything that’s slickly packaged. But we know, you’re too smart to be taken in by some smooth talking pitch man. We’re not even going to try. We know that it’s the performance of the product that should do the talking, and you want to buy from someone you trust, someone with a proven track record.
That’s why we created RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty. The staff and management of this political humor blog, wants you to be able to blow your wad on quality items you really want. And after seeing what we have to offer, blow your wad you will!
[ed: The unfortunate phrasing above is just a metaphor, no actual wad blowing will occur]
Carbon Offset Credits, Global Warming, Climate Change, Cap and Trade. What a crock! The lies are so thick, that there’s not enough room left to swing a dead, baby harp seal.
[ed: Not a metaphor. A real, dead baby harp seal was used in this attempt]
Want to make a statement? Let the left know what you think about it all? RL Gear has the products for you.
Every time those morons in Washington open their mouths they expel (amongst other things) CO2. When are we going to get Cap and Trade on that? Show you’re not a hypocrite, and crack open a can or bottle today!
How about an econo-box that you’ll actually enjoy driving…up and over the moonbats and hippies in your way, and maybe a few who weren’t? MPG? Hah! More like GMP!
But wait, there’s more!
For the gun-toting, bible clutchers on your list, how about giving them an Obama image, on a gift they’ll really enjoy? Even if you don’t own a shotgun, our clay pigeons are just plain fun to throw at walls… or politicians! On impact, these little beauties shatter into 825 Billion pieces. Just like all of Obama’s promises of hope and change.
Hey guys, we all know how much fun it is to write our yellow names in the snow. It’s a joy few women will ever understand. And remember when you were little and you pretended that you were a fire truck? Relive those bygone days and be the man you always knew you could be. Go ahead, be a Big Dick guy.
Those maggot-encrusted faeries needed a good washing anyway.
Ladies! Don’t think we’ve forgotten about you. Here’s a little item that you’ll want everyone see. The sexist males at RL Gear only sell these silky panties in XS, S & M -that’s women’s extra small, small and medium. And you must be at least 18 years of age to order.
So please, go ahead and give us a peak!
OK, maybe the panties are as much for us guys as that are for you gals. But at least we’re honest. Despite rumors to the contrary, there’s no limp-wristed, man purse carrying, metros around here. This is real man country. And we love you ladies dearly.
So order yours today!
And if you order before midnight tonight, you won’t get anything else. We’re not into gimmicks.
This is Les James for RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty saying, stop being such a wuss. Be conservative Buy conservative. Buy RL Gear*. You’ll be glad you did.
*The items listed above are priced much like dinning at a fine restaurant, if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. Subject to all applicable local, state, federal, and Obama taxes. But you won’t have to pay them all until Charlie Rangel and Tim Geithner do.
[In an update, looks like Tom Daschle has decide to pay-to-play. He's going to pay taxes and penalties that he "forgot" he owed on the over 2 million he made by speaking to the health industry. He's embarrassed. Isn't that nice? No problem though, there's no conflict of interest here. Everyone should get loads of cash from the very people they are to oversee.]
Want RL Gear for your very own? Here’s your chance. Just download these funny pictures and keep ‘em for yourself, give ‘em as gifts, or republish ‘em. The cost? Just attribute these images to this site. Nice huh?
Les James is here ever Monday and the rest of the week he’s at his own humor blog, Sideshow Mirrors.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Funny Pictures, Humour, noads, Obama coin collection, Obama Mania, Obama Merchandise, Parody, Political Satire, Stimulate the Economy
2004–2012
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Finally, someone invented a hybrid that doesn’t make you gay.
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I would order a pair of the panties, but I’d hate the idea of having Obama’s likeness that close to my…well, my anything.
I’d like some of those clay pigeons though- only I want some with Biden on them too.
Don’t want much for my quarter, do I?
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Fiar- Not that old argument. No one would buy a Prius without first being gay.
Snigs – Biden is available by special order. Not the clay pigeons, the real thing…with catapult. PULL!!
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To hell with shooting him, I’d just get a kick out of launching and relaunching him from the catapult.
Oh, and the son loves the merchandise. He wants to know if the girl comes with the panties.
Gawd.
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This is a family site (or maybe not). We have far too much respect for women to think we can sell them. Renting is another thing.
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Love your site. Keep ‘em coming!!!
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Your complete lack of shame is a sign of a person with deep seated emotional problems. I would dare say sociopath in nature. Once again your “humor” fails to be funny while you involve yourself in character assassination of the greatest man of our time. Not only do you mock the truth of Climate Change, you demean all women by your sexist remarks and pictures. I will remind you again that you are on the wrong side of history and soon enough your treasonous acts against the planet and our President will be put on trial, in one way or another. I continue to observe and wait for the day that this and other web sites like this one will be wiped out as a virus should be.
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Hey Steve, as 110% woman, I can assure you that I’m not demeaned in the damned slightest by anything here. You however, demean the entire human race.
Les, I think renting women is a pretty big no-no too. The kid wouldn’t know what to do if he had a woman anyway, but I’m damned proud of the fact that he drools over them none the less.
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Where’s the Obama shit paper? Seriously. I’d wipe with that. I’d even eat more fiber, to go more regularly….
Why can’t super-sized women have the Obama panties? Wouldn’t it be far more appropriate to see Barry’s head perpetually stuck in cracks, as it has long been in reality? (Alternatively, put Steve’s head on the panties and tell him that if he wants to keep fighting, his head will get stuck up a fat woman’s ass and he can fight for air….)
What about Obama flip-flops, his face in the heel to give it a good grind while walking? (“flip-flop” PERFECTLY describes the “greatest man of our time”). Barry-Brand Cancer-Sticks, a minimum of twice other brands’ carcinogenic properties; Dummycrap toxicity for all mankind….
Steve: You are a fool if you truly cannot wait for the day this and other web sites like it are wiped out “as a virus,” the day individuals standing on the opposite end of the spectrum from yourself are tried and convicted for acts of “treason,” the day the First Amendment ceases to exist – not only for those of us standing on this side (trying to protect it for EVERYONE, including tools like YOU) but yourself as well, your “rights” revoked for unashamed willingness to deprive others of the same. The First Amendment does NOT say YOUR right to free speech (which, incidentally, happens to correlate to your right to redress the government – as you have done the past 8 years – and not aimed at protecting you from accosting another private citizen) is MORE equal than mine. That you are so willing to abuse another person’s rights proves that it is, in fact, you with “deep-seated emotional problems,” you with a healthy dose of sociopathy.
There are always at least two sides to a story (or history); threats of suppression and aggression are the surest way to find your name penciled in that history book alongside “greats” like Adolph Hitler. We’ve spent the last 8 years listening to you and your ilk spew vileness and blatant stupidity, and now is the time for you to sit down and STFU while you get a tiny taste of your own medicine.
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“Your complete lack of shame is a sign of a person with deep seated emotional problems. I would dare say sociopath in nature.”
This coming from the member of a political party that honored Che Guevara last year and hailed a movie about a political figure (Milk) who was funded by Jim Jones.
The real slap in the face was Milk’s release, the same year as the 30-year anniversary of Jonestown.
Yeah, but the conservatives are the sociopaths. Uh huh.
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Angie, everyone knows ‘super-sized women’ only wear thongs (so the lines don’t show under the spandex). I love the flip-flop plan, although I would rather see the image of dear leader on the bottom (the soul-less bastard).
And where’s the barrel full of liberals (monkeys)? How about liberal pick-up sticks made from Minnesota senate ballots?
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Eric: I didn’t get the memo about thongs. I wear granny panties. I don’t wear spandex (didn’t get that memo, either), so no lines. Then again, who can see them if my over-sized ass is parked in a wheelchair and who really cares? I hate being uncomfy, don’t like things where they shouldn’t be, so I wear what feels good – hospital scrubs. I just liked the thought of Barry’s head stuck in a fat woman’s crack…. Sadistic, I know.
I’m really looking forward to some OTP (Obama toilet paper), though. You should get a move on that, Les – it would be a big seller! But it has to be the kind that doesn’t leave dingleberries. We have enough of those in Washington, we don’t need them scattered across the country.
I like the idea of MN Senate pickup sticks, too.
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The toilet paper was TOO easy. As were the punching bags and hip waders.
I discarded a ton of ideas and decided on these as being a little more out of the ordinary. As stated, being a staunch, heterosexual male, I personally don’t want to see panties in larger sizes, not my taste. It was eye candy, pure and simple.
I really enjoyed spending time creating the image. It was all about me!
I’ve noticed that no one has mentioned the water cannon. That one was pushing the boundaries, even for me. That’s why it’s blurred.
As for Steve -I hope he hemorrhages on it.
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It was awesome, to say the least. (And no, I was not offended in any way, even being an over-sized WOMAN.) I laughed until I snorfled my Dew. Again, I just liked the thought of his face in a crack.
Ah, what a wish, for Steve to hemorrhage on the water cannon……
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Why is a Nazi Liberal like Steve on a Conservative political humor site? Furthermore, why is he whining like a baby because you guys are so clever?
How about Obama Adult Diapers for the Libs who piss themselves whenever he speaks?
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Maybe Obama Ci@li$ so Chris Matthews and his ilk can have more satistying Obamasms.
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With all the Obama merchandise I might have missed it, has anyone mentioned Obama Smelling Salts?
Great for those moonbats in your life who pass out every time the news updates the world on what Obama did that day. Here’s a rough draft of an ad…
Conservatives, is this a typical day for you?
Moonbat watching MSNBC: Obama had yogurt for breakfast? Me too!
*faints*
Conservative buddy: Oh man not again!
With new Obama Smelling Salts this won’t happen to you.
Conservative: Thanks to Obama Smelling Salts I can hang out with my liberal friends AND revive them every time there is an Obama diary update.
Get Obama Smelling Salts today! (Available while supplies last at Walgreens and CVS)
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Wouldn’t we all be a little better off to let the fainted moonbats lye? How about instead some subliminal conservative conversion music for their ipod they could listen to while out. Maybe we actually save a couple from themselves.
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Unfortunately, subliminal messages are bullshit. They don’t work because they are below the threshold of perception, and are therefore, not perceived. You cannot be influenced by something that you do not perceive. What we need is a repetitive and catchy slogan. Those do work, because they dig into your mind and bury themselves deep in the foundation.
Subliminal messages do nothing.
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How about instead of letting fainted moonbats lye, we cover fainted moonbats in lye.
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How about this one;
Palin/Jeb!
2012!
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Has anyone started an Impeach the messiah movement? Is there a bumper sticker available??
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Impeach Obama? We’re already on top of that.
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There appears to be an actual honest and serious petition to impeach obama
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We even have a meeting date for the impeachment: First Tuesday in November, 2012.
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I’m taking a different tact now days. I think the radical left is going to do him in for us. The media is calling him on campaign promises and tax evading nominees and the uber-libs are seeing their leader for the empty suit he really is.
Queen Pelosi will rule with an iron fist as soon as she gets this upstart out of the way. Impeach Pelosi may be the way to go. But I’ll still be at the meeting. I’ll bring the cookies!
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Damn! I was just sitting here making Obama clay pigeons and figured I better check the web to make sure someone else hasn’t already made some. They have! You guys beat me to it!. Oh well, I’ll still use the ones I made.
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