Obama Coins Stop Global Warming
Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.
Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.
Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!
And good people know a good thing when they see one.
Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.
Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.
These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.
Wild mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now that’s change you can believe in.
But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.
For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree…forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how it’s doing. Suitable for framing, you’ll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because you’ll know that not only have you saved a tree, you’re saving the planet.
And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.
So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.
But wait there’s more!
As an added bonus, we’re going to give you a second poster. That’s right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, we’ll send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obama’s New Clothes.
Get yours now!
Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, that’s 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.
*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.
Les James is saving trees by humor blogging at Sideshow Mirrors
Related: Obama Economic Stimulus Jokes
Category: Political Humor Tags: Billy Mays Parody, Climate Change, Global Warming Humor, Humour, Obama Coins, Obama Merchandise, Political Humor, Satire
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And to think- just in time for St. Patrick’s Day!
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Oh, no! After seeing a topless picture of Hillary and Joe my eyes will need to be disinfected.
Can I use the Obama coins for target practice? Is that recycling?
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No, but you can have them put on your eyes when you die. That way you can pay the death tax, before you cross the River Styx. Al Gore will be collecting.
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This is just the offering FlowersBloom would go for. Crazy hippie chick would buy the whole set.
Speaking of which, where has FB disappeared too?
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I think they are some things that should remain untransparent… but it back on Hilary…
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If I plant them in the ground will they grow into an obamoney tree?
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I called 1-800-HUG-TREE and was told that for a limited time, I could also help bailout all those subprime mortgage holders for the low, low price of just an additional $20.99.
“Puhlease, ” says I, “What do I look like? Someone who just throws their money at problems? More money is not the answer. Now just send me those coins.”
I sure told them.
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Sorry JR, more money is the answer. I want more of my money to stay with me and not get sent to my stupid neighbor who can’t afford their house on a single, P/T job slinging fries.
I wonder who I’d really get by dialing that 1-800 number. Think I’ll try.
It asked for a four digit security code. Very suspicious.